and if they read that Bible, they'll see that it teaches against the violence, nationalism, and consumerism represented by the other three....

Travel with Matt Damon, they will go to massive lengths to rescue you!

If Tom Riddle's mother had an abortion, many wizards would still be alive and harry would have a normal magical childhood.

I have no idea who this is.
Number One will always be Commander Riker.

That's where Indy found the Holy Grail!

The odds are very mutha f**kin' slim!

Chief Throwing-Shield of the Avenjo tribe....

I live in Missouri, you would use several colors every day.....

That's because the correct phrase is "renewable energy SOURCES". It's the source of the energy that is renewable, or non-consumable, not the energy itself.

Depending how log ago that was, they may have been kinda correct. A lot of older plans had very low data limits, and watching a lot of HD could result in overage charges.

Probably testing to see if you really were a lesbian, or just saying that to blow him off.

"Flelis Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature....."

Is that Winnie the Pooh, or Pedobear??

President Scroob approves. #perri-air

Used to be Blue's Clues, then Crocodile Hunter, now it's Minecraft.

Wallet is negated by the ring. With unlimited knowledge and talent, it should be very easy to acquire great wealth.

"Where did it go???"
AWESOME sketch!

I've never seen movie theaters with reserved seating.....

watch your business go up in smoke, then you'll get fired.

Mario or Tetris?

Umm, there's no original source that they're based on. Wouldn't that just be the 10th and 11th movies??? Aren't they all "parts"?