Steve Bartlett

drumguy


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Siberian tiger leg muscles 7 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
Tigers NEVER skip leg day!
Full Blood Wolf Moon in Seattle ???? 2 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
FORE! *whack*
Take a rest 6 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
Rest in the campfire?? No thanks, I'll rest BY the campfire.
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Flirting tip #74 5 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
Old classic: What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!
Flirting tip #74 5 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
Old classic: What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!
... And he has a cool dog 8 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
And so is his dog!
... And he has a cool dog 8 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
And so is his dog!
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Da da da dum 5 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
No problem for Dream Theater.
Da da da dum 5 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
No problem for Dream Theater.
I hope his name is Harry 4 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
Hairy Potter....
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At least there's SOME good news 2 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
But every time they're referred to as "Bob and Doug" I just want to say "Take off, you hoser!"
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Friendly reminder to give your knife a name 12 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
you should name your knife "Kindness."
If people give you trouble, kill them with Kindness.
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This also applies to piano lessons 1 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
same with "have you been forcing the string between your mouth stones?"
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Samuel Lipoff studied at Harvard, obviously 8 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
Plus you may have more than one sister. You didn't specify.
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First known case of amnesia (1975) 2 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
most browsers don't support flash anymore anyways
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Nothing worse than a disappointed Nana 3 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
Imagine going to a strip club, and stuffing pictures of your grandma into a dancer's g-string...
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But you are now one of Rudy's people 7 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
He may not be your cat, but you are his human.
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100% success rate 13 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
I stand corrected!
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The truth has been spoken 49 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
Imagine trying to buy a new car for $500.
"I believe that cars cost $500. I'm entitled to my opinion!"
"But the sticker price says $35,000."
"That's just media propaganda! You can't believe everything you read."
"I can't let you buy this car for less that $30,000."
"I'm an American! You can't tell me what I can and can't do!!"
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J. K. Rowling at it again 22 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
The hard part part is distinguishing the "falsely accused someone of..." from the "couldn't prove someone guilty of..."
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100% success rate 13 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
There is no such song as "Shot Through the Heart" by Bon Jovi!
The correct title is "You Give Love a Bad Name."
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Comeback 100 3 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
Someone please photoshop this!
When mom understands you 2 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
What kind of supervision was there that he made it out to the parking lot before someone noticed???
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Dolls like us 3 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
Who else thinks the doll looks like the kid from Jerry Maguire?
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Life's hard, kid 2 comments
drumguy · 4 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen.... Mr. Conway Twitty.....
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