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When a mobile game sends you notifications "reminding" you to play 7 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
That never happened to me. I usually click "don't allow" notifications right upon installing the app because I don't want to be bothered by them, and I never had any problems. Can you give me an example of apps that do it? I'm really curious now.
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Someone needed this 16 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
Not really. Mindless hating, yes, that I agree with 100%. But constructive criticism is a good thing, and should be learned from, not waved off because "my mom told me you critique me because you're insecure about yourself" and then you still keep thinking you're flawless. That way you'll become arrogant. You only need to distinguish what's constructive criticism and what's baseless hating.
Example: people having a problem with Dormer's mouth is mindless hating. She can't change that and they are probably just jealous that she's so good looking so they pick on flaws to make them feel better about themselves (trust me, I'm jealous of her looks too, but obviously I don't hate her because of it). BUT! People criticizing her acting with actual arguments and examples that support this criticism, that's constructive and good. And I really hope she is smart enough to have figured this out, because obviously these quotes are somewhat scripted, and hopefully she has her own mind about this.
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That cute smirk 16 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
She said she has a naturally crooked mouth or something. Still, internet guys love her because of it.
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DO IT DO I DO IT! 26 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
I wish David Tennant was Scotland's national animal. But he's a time lord, so...
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superb ass sounds better 9 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
Yeah, that's the one.
HON HON HON BAGUETTE 11 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
"Titty croissants" totally got me.
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this guy! 11 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
Uh...uhh... ribbit?
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This is moving too fast for me, let's just be pen-pals? 5 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
A shifter, actually. Silver doesn't work on vampires. you have to behead them, use Dead Man's blood, the Colt, or call angels or Leviathans (inadvisable) for help.
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me when people compliment my outfit. 4 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
Well, I mean, he really does. There's no shame in it.
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Starbucks workers arent classy 15 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
I've never encountered anyone like that in Starbucks (although I've been there just a few times) but do the employees really think they're classy for working there? Cause, ya know, that's kind of like McDonalds employees comparing themselves to Michelin star restaurants.
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This is moving too fast for me, let's just be pen-pals? 5 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
That wouldn't work, silver would burn me.
~Supernatural reference over~
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Art classes 16 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
The werewolf wookiee actually looks incredible!
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superb ass sounds better 9 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
Doesn't she also have this "truffle ~something~" song? I remember looking up what it means on urban dictionary and it was really disgusting.
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superb ass sounds better 9 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
Well it's not like it's hers. It's all implants, and as guest mentioned, make up artists, hair designers, clothes designers etcetera etcetera.
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When a FunSubstancer doesn't get any likes 9 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
Yes, yes, and a thousand times yes.
Don't judge them by their accent 4 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
If either of the mouths say anything intelligent, I'll judge it positively, but I'll still be somewhat suspicious of their anatomy. If it tries to kill me like it usually does in the movies, I won't have enough time to judge because I'll run away, trying to save my life.
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i look like beyonce 7 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
The awkward moment when my features are kinda similar to Angelina's. Maybe I'll even get hot one day. Probably not though. Chances are I'll look like Steve.
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Don't judge them by their accent 4 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
I judge people by what comes out of their mouths. I'm not British, though.
I turn to beyonce 10 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
Yeah, that totally happens all the time... *nervous chuckle*
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Good luck with that one 13 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
Just call it and if a male voice picks it up, ask if <<a made up name>> is there. He'll probably respond "wrong number buddy" and you just apologize and call the other one.
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teeth! 13 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
Torso was the first thing that came to my mind, too.
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NE 16 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
"Ne" means "no" in my native language so that'd make it really confusing for me. Just imagine the scenario:
Person A: *tells funny joke*
Person B: ...
Person B: ...
Person B: NO.
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A poem representing the English language 18 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
Czechfag here, same in my language. It is indeed hard to learn. Plus the fact that some things' genders don't really make sense. For example a house is masculine, a cat is feminine, chocolate is feminine, milk is neutral, table is masculine etc. And don't even get me started on conjugation. Nouns, verbs, adjectives, pronouns, all conjugated. Really weird but every language I've tried to learn so far is easier, which is a plus.
A poem representing the English language 18 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
I heard that Spanish is the hardest of romanic languages. Learning French and Italian, though, I can tell you that romanic languages aren't that hard. But hey, maybe Spanish is harder that these two, I dunno.
A poem representing the English language 18 comments
ewqua · 10 years ago
English is one of the easiest languages to learn. I dare you to try Czech (my maternal language). I double dare you!
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