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Well then! 58 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
What does religion have to do with skin color?
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Tbt to when people wrote "title" as their title 12 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
I understand that, but keep in mind that some people might even believe this and take it as their life motto (just look at what happened with yolo), which is disturbing.
Tbt to when people wrote "title" as their title 12 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
It's posts like these that make me want to punch this kind of people, who'd rather make up shitty excuses instead of learning new things that could enrich their lives a thousand times, in the face. Want to stay stupid and achieve nothing in life? Fine by me, it's your decision, although I don't much like the idea of your dumb ass living off my tax money. But don't try to impose this view on others by making people who actually do something with their lives seem like idiots just because "hurr durr we live on a flying rock hurr durr." Seriously. This is such a blood boiling approach.
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Aging sucks 19 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
He used to be my celebrity crush and now...well...not anymore. I still love some of his movies though.
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Those paws are huge 11 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
They be saying "Damn! You got some big feet."
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Those paws are huge 11 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
I bet it makes for awesome hugs.
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Covering the ink 12 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
I think he looks better with the tats. It's already a part of his image and it's a pretty cool one.
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Pregnant guinea pig 16 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
It looks like it ate a coconut whole.
baby had a surprise for them during their photoshoot 8 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Same. I'd freak out and drop it.
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How to take d*ck pics 27 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Wat? You didn't even contribute to it and you're already done? Where are we, on tumblr?
I don't know why but I find this very funny 11 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Thank you. Still people are agressively trying to downvote me because...I dunno, I tried to make a joke, I guess?
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I don't know why but I find this very funny 11 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Aw come on, it was a joke!
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How to take d*ck pics 27 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Well I mean I could say I'm "waiting for the right one", but that'd be a flat out lie. The real reason is that I don't want to/can't afford to fall in love because then I know my ambitions would go down the drain. The fact that I'm not very good looking is actually quite helpful in this situation, even though I must say that with a heavy heart I had to refuse a few amazing guys. They later started dating my friends, though, so I'm happy for them.
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Ok 13 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Thank you :3 nice day to you too
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I don't know why but I find this very funny 11 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
They're both partly cow shit. At least cheap fast food burgers taste like they are.
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How to take d*ck pics 27 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
I'd say I prefer the real thing, but I'm a sad virgin loser, so I can't really compare :D
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Oh ok 8 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Promo action at Hooters, I guess?
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Ok 13 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Old people: "the young generation is so disrespectful!"
Old people: *yell at strangers because they ASSUME they're being disrespectful even though they in reality aren't*
A perfect example are bus rides. It's usually old people who sit next to the aisle and put their bags on the other seat, even when the bus is crowded as hell. The only time I've seen young people do that was when the bus was so empty that they could afford to do it, and even then they always put their bag on their lap and sat next to the window when they saw people getting on the bus. But yeah, we are so disrespectful. We're so disrespectful that I even let old people go before me on the bus, even when I was there first, let doors open for other people etcetera etcetera. But sure, our generation is horrible.
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And I like that 18 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
There's also the thing with clothing. Male characters usually get awesome armor, while female characters get either metal bikini or a supertight suit or at least a big cleavage. Now it may make sense in some situations, such as when it's in a hot environment or when the character needs something in which she can move freely and swiftly such as Bayonetta or Catwoman, but sometimes it gets really, really ridiculous when a character shows up in bikini in winter or wears high heels into a battle. Plus, the poses. The motherfucking female characters' poses. They're so ridiculously sexualized it hurts.
Sorry for the long rant, just wanted to show you my point of view so you could think about it.
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And I like that 18 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
I don't think the problem isn't sexualization itself. I think the problem is, when have you last seen a female protagonist with an average face? Male characters are usually created as strong guys with a badass personality, which makes them attractive to female gamers and role models to male gamers. The strenght and muscularity makes sense since we're talking mostly about fighting games. How handsome their faces are isn't very important, because all the hotness is in their badass behaviour. But so far every female vidya protagonist I've seen (except in games where the player decides the character's look) has a gorgeous face. I understand why it bothers some people, because it kind of seems like they're telling us that in order to be a heroine, you have to do all a hero does, plus be pretty.
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When a mobile game sends you notifications "reminding" you to play 7 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Ok, thanks for the heads up. I used to have Draw Something on my ipad but at that time I still allowed notifications, so I can't tell if the app did that. Anyway, it's good to know which apps to avoid in the future.
No Wonder They're Endangered 10 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Ruining the mood: panda style.
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How to take d*ck pics 27 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Wait...are dick pics really turning some girls on? I just find them really annoying and I thought most people do as well.
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How to take d*ck pics 27 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
How to take dick pics: a guide by Ewqua
Step 1: don't.
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