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Falling Boys 29 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
And your coloured days
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Pro tip for you dog owners out there 8 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Or you can put cute little shoes on its cute little feetsies!
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why the hate ;–; 11 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Tbh I don't like him. I think he has no talent whatsoever and all his songs sound the same. But it's not like I hate on him mindlessly, I have logical reasons and opinions.
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& the puns are a-comin'. 8 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Well I don't think he wanted all those wildebeests to 'mufasa'. He'd rather they 'muslowa'.
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My dying wish 17 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Should be an insanity wolf imo, but I catch your drift.
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What is it!? 28 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Which song by Green Day is it? I thought it'd be just Na Na Na by MCR or Daughters of Darkness by Halestorm...
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i wonder 28 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
"And then there's this asshole..."
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IDK WHY BUT THIS PICTURE OF THIS COW IS MAKING ME LAUGH IDK MAN IDK 12 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Why would you even assume it's trapped, though? Animals resting on the ground is not normal or something? I am probably totally missing the point but I just don't get why would you even assume that.
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I decided to take a picture with this hot ass chick 9 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Oh, good to know.
Why have you given me a blank piece of paper? 14 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
^ Reason #9483 why most funsubsters are single.
(Carl, that kills people!)
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You don't need asymmetry, big boobs, big butt to be beautiful 19 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Says a super hot lady who is praised for her looks by people all around the world. Try being ugly af like me, then we'll see who praises "fun" asymmetry.
Fun fact: symmetrical faces indeed seem more beautiful to people. It's in our subconscious, we can't help it.
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It's small, but it's there~ 18 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Maybe the place they presented it at had Macs and he forgot his own PC?
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Corey Taylor got in on it, too, guys! 3 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king."
PS: love you Corey!
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BANANAAAAAA 11 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Oh no no no no no no.
O.o 18 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
The muscular dude reminds me of Eddie Gluskin, the creepiest motherfucker I've ever seen in a video game DLC. *shudders*
Shit, now I'm too creeped out to apprectiate this awesome carving. It's beautiful but I'm terrified.
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I decided to take a picture with this hot ass chick 9 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Really? I always thought you guys find them gross, just like I do. I've been deluded.
Now I realise why rock bands never dance 17 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
What do you mean? Billie Joe's dance is absolutely fabulous!
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Girls who wear t-shirts they don't understand 27 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
I'm just describing what I think the situation would've looked like of I was part of it, whether or not it actually happened. "Assuming it's real" is not a valid argument since such a situation may happen, as well as a situation where a guy thinks the girl doesn't know anything even though she does. We're discussing possibilities and some people's behaviour in certain situations, no matter if they're real or not, not actual 100% legit experience.
Girls who wear t-shirts they don't understand 27 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Well if he asked her about her favourite song and she said "get out of my way creep", it kind of implies she was being a bitch because she didn't want to reveal she doesn't know anything about the band. Or was just straight up mean.
Normally I'd agree with you, because a lot of guys assume that girls know nothing about rock, technology, gaming...but in this case I think it is pretty clear, that girl didn't know shit plus was being a bitch about it.
Why have you given me a blank piece of paper? 14 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
That's genius!
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I decided to take a picture with this hot ass chick 9 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Oops, camel toe alert!
Perfect! 29 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
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Respect the discipline 9 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Thank you, glad you agree.
My friend and I just opened fortune cookies together 3 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Meanwhile the waiters laugh their arses off.
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