I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow

Not you, the dude in the post!
"Mama, just killed a man" - reference
"Daddy, just burnt the house down" - disgrace

Ha!

But did you expect it?

Yeah, I googled it and in English it is indeed Punnett squares. My biology teacher always called it Mendel squares, so I guess it's a different language thing. And yes, it was obviously named like that to honor Mendel and his experiments. (Did you know he also experimented with another plant but that was apparently not very successful so people just don't talk about it? That's what my teacher told us anyways.)

Please don't have a coughing fit, I think what he meant was that the post implies that they don't exist which is obviously an idiotic implication.

Sounds good, thanks for the tip!

I am on my way to becoming ambidextrous, I'm a leftie but I'm slowly learning to write with my right hand. It's tough but I think it will be very useful later on.

no.

@garlog I didn't expect he'd have the mental capacity to make something like that up, which is why I reacted as if it was true. Besides he conveniently wrote that it was at his school without specifying which school. Might have just been some village elementary. But yes, he might have made it up as well.
@durell479 I wrote this once and I'm going to write it again: debating is fun. Maybe not for you, but you still act as if everyone disliked debating as much as you do. How can you be so sure of that?

>Funsubstance
>Debating is actually fun
I'm not breaking the definition.
I also like how you end your comment with a meaningless unrelated insult. I'm surprised you were able to win anything at all.

Oh, now I see how it is. At first I thought you had something against our opinions which are controversial but now I see you're against debating and having opinions in general. Now, I'd be eloquent about this, but I honestly see no other way of saying this. You, sir, are a simpleton. If debating and discussing things is not fun for you, because it's an activity in which you must use your brain, then you are a simpleton, and are exactly the case I pointed out in the first place. You, and many others here, just don't want to use your brains, and instead just want to float through life. It's not stupidity, it's just not seeing the importance of thinking and the potential of one's brain. Never have I ever seen the truth of the sayings "ignorance is bliss" and "painful truth" more than now. Many people just want to get out of it the easiest way possible and it frustrates me. Your lifestyle is none of my concern, of course, but I also don't like being attacked for my willingness to debate.

No no, you don't understand. The description of "friendzoned nice guys" is, in my opinion, what you just described. Yes, they're whiny assholes who think they're entitled to sex from a girl just for doing her a little favor. There is nothing nice about that, because they value the intimacy of the girl as much as a tiny favor like opening a door, and those guys are not nice people at all. What I meant by this is that they call themselves "nice guys" because they think that the reason for not getting the sex they think they're entitled to is being "too nice", but in fact the reason is that there is another guy who not only does more for the girl, but for her is also more pleasant to be with in terms of conversation, looks, interests...for them, he's an "asshole". What they don't realize is that they are the asshole and that guy is just a guy.
That is different from nice guys, as in actually nice people. "Nice guys" are just entitled idiots.