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Fedora wearing maniac on the loose 13 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Omg yes. It's like he's cosplaying a fedora'd neckbeard. With the behaviour and everything.
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That struggle 3 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
No, you see, I've never had a boyfriend. I've never even been kissed, in my 18 years of age. So I don't get that much attention, but there just are some people who kind of write messages to every girl they have in their friends list from time to time to see if she's available, and I find that a bit annoying, because it just radiates desperation. And I'm forced to meet them too often (in school etc) to unfriend them.
Besides, what's pathetic about being annoyed by annoying people? No offense, but I feel like I detect a note of jealousy from your comment.
*When you´re going to bed on the last day of summer vacation* 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Oh, I see, so your system is a bit like the French one, then. Dayum, that's hard.
*When you´re going to bed on the last day of summer vacation* 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Dayum, your summer break is almost a month longer than ours, then.
Although we have lots of short breaks during the year, so I guess the final number of active school days is more or less the same.
That struggle 3 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Being afraid to go on messenger because there's this one person who messages you every single time you're online is awkward as well, let me tell you.
Or worse, those guys who try to get in touch when you post a recent photo of yourself (not a selfie, I despise selfies, but photos from your travels etc) and they think it's so darn inconspicuous to message you when they see you've lost weight or something, like in my case. Ugh. Pathetic. I'm not saying it's your case OP, I'm sure you're a really cool person, but what I'm trying to say is that it's hard to trust even a cool guy who's trying to get in touch with you after having the unpleasant experience of being bothered by tons of shallow annoying idiots.
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*When you´re going to bed on the last day of summer vacation* 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
When does your school year end, though?
Ours ends on June 30th, or basically the latest date in June, to get kids as much education as possible. Ya know, Central Europe, we're no slackers :P
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*When you´re going to bed on the last day of summer vacation* 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Damn you, southern Europe! We've already started, on September 1st.
I know the pixels are few, but the message is strong 31 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
^ this. Couldn't have expressed it better. Man, you are a hero.
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Museum 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Well, yeah. That's what I thought. It's hard to describe in English but in our language we have this sound as simply "ch". Kind of like an asthmatic person exhaling. Don't know why I deserve downvotes for simply being curious, but hell, this is fs. Why do I even still wonder?
Museum 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I always thought it was pronounced "Goch", the ch being as you said like in Loch (Ness).
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What's up? 2 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
My response would probably be one of these:
A) the sky
2) a Disney movie
D) the ceiling
Yes, I'm fluent in bad jokes.
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*When you´re going to bed on the last day of summer vacation* 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Whaaaa? Where are you from? School started like two weeks ago for us Europeans.
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*When I´m listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time I´m like* 17 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Your life just got Sh'rekt.
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beautiful 30 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yeah, I think it was either a part of a fanfic or an experiment to prove that (m)asses will believe everything they read on the internet.
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yep 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Or "yass"
Fedora wearing maniac on the loose 13 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Holy hell, I thought the article was totally exaggerating about the thing the fedora guy did, but then he did all those things and more. You should watch the videos, guys.
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Fedora wearing maniac on the loose 13 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I just watched it, and he does wear a fedora at one point
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Voldemort and Barbie are neighbors! 19 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
No that's Gru
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Can't argue with that 10 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
No, what I meant is that she's butt ugly and her music is trash, yet she's famous.
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Can't argue with that 10 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
*coughs* Iggy Azalea *coughs*
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Cannibal? 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Well, excuse me for being polite and asking, then.
How do you do, fellow avengers? 7 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Love the title
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Cannibal? 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Well, my theory is, whenever you say for example "Shall I open a pack of Skittles?" when you're with someone, she hears it as her name and thinks that it's for her. Later, she starts associating these little "colourful" (yes, dogs can see colour, but a very limited spectrum compared to us) packets, she'll come and beg for some of that delicious sweet-smelling treat. Maybe naming her Skittles might not have been the most tactical idea, but the dog is a total cutiepie, so it's okay.
clever Moscow dogs:) 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Russia: where dogs are smarter than people.
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The prez we need right now 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
And his name is President Cena!
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