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The new scumbag ceo 11 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
"Yes, let's raise the price so the poor will die and only the rich will live! People are gonna like that for sure!"
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Why we wake up after we die in a dream 24 comments
The Walking Dead would be a lot different 9 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Zombie: *grabs bread*
Me: yeah sure help yourself
Zombie: is it gluten free?
Me: *cocks shotgun*
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Me: yeah sure help yourself
Zombie: is it gluten free?
Me: *cocks shotgun*
Make your friend 13 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
OP is a non-native speaker maybe? I encounter this problem all the time because our curriculum contains some really simple things that most of us have already known by the time we learn it, but we still have to sit through the class and pretend we're paying attention and taking notes.
This year I'm finally getting my damn CAE certificate so maybe it'll convince the teacher that our class isn't full of five year olds. That's how she treats us anyway.
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This year I'm finally getting my damn CAE certificate so maybe it'll convince the teacher that our class isn't full of five year olds. That's how she treats us anyway.
The New Seven Deadlier Sins 14 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
8) throwing cigarette butts on the ground
(I guess it could count as the seventh one but to me it's a separate cathegory of douchiness, especially if there's a trash can right next to the person throwing the cig away)
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(I guess it could count as the seventh one but to me it's a separate cathegory of douchiness, especially if there's a trash can right next to the person throwing the cig away)
Why we wake up after we die in a dream 24 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Buckle up kids, storytime coming:
I once had a dream where I was in Limbo, I guess? Neither heaven nor hell but I was kinda on a crossroads that led to them. I obviously chose to follow the path (no stairways or highways, sadly) to heaven, but it started getting more and more creepy and I had to kill things along the way to "prove myself". Then I met a woman running back, telling me there was no heaven, but I thought she was just testing my resolve and kept going. Last thing I remember was that I was in a "room" with something big in a cage, and I was trying to save it. Hell of a dream (literally), but I think it had a really deep message - when you have to do condemning things to go to the supposed heaven, you're not really getting there.
Religion aside (I'm not even religious myself, I don't know why did I have a dream about heaven and hell), I think the message is clear, that being that the end doesn't always justify the means.
*storytime over*
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I once had a dream where I was in Limbo, I guess? Neither heaven nor hell but I was kinda on a crossroads that led to them. I obviously chose to follow the path (no stairways or highways, sadly) to heaven, but it started getting more and more creepy and I had to kill things along the way to "prove myself". Then I met a woman running back, telling me there was no heaven, but I thought she was just testing my resolve and kept going. Last thing I remember was that I was in a "room" with something big in a cage, and I was trying to save it. Hell of a dream (literally), but I think it had a really deep message - when you have to do condemning things to go to the supposed heaven, you're not really getting there.
Religion aside (I'm not even religious myself, I don't know why did I have a dream about heaven and hell), I think the message is clear, that being that the end doesn't always justify the means.
*storytime over*
Old man, pen and ink 8 comments
Old man, pen and ink 8 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
I'm sorry but all I see is a Dumbledore/Cthulhu mashup. Or maybe an adaptation of Davy Jones.
This is getting out of hand 6 comments
He is one of the best modern composers in my opinion 23 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Einaudi is one of my favourite composers, along with Dvorak, Pachelbel and Cacciapaglia. It's just kind of sad that people say his music "isn't classical because it's not old", as if contemporary artists were forbidden to use the same methods and instruments as the ancient ones.
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He is one of the best modern composers in my opinion 23 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
As someone who listens to both classical music and hard rock/metal, I understand how you feel, although I can't say I agree. It really depends on the mood. Sometimes I feel like classical, sometimes like rock. It's an entirely different experience, and both genres have moments so beautiful that they make your skin crawl.
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What if tattoos randomly appeared on your skin? 22 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
I suppose. We'll never know until someone really does it, will we? I'd try but my writing skills suck.
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What if tattoos randomly appeared on your skin? 22 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
These books are one like the other, yes, but most of these books' origin is untraceable, whereas in this case one can understand why would people form a clear link to MLP.
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What if tattoos randomly appeared on your skin? 22 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Hmm, I still think people would associate it with MLP because bronies would claim that it "stole the idea" or something, but I'm glad you're so optimistic about this.
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Deal with it Microsoft 2 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Am I the only one whose Windows 10 works almost perfectly? Yes, sometimes I have to restart the computer because the sound or the start button suddenly stop working, but that's about the only problems I have. They both happen rarely, can be fixed by a restart and I believe they both will be fixed with an upgrade or two.
I'm starting to have the feeling people just hate on Win10 on principle, or because they'd been suspicious when it came out but then found out it was actually okay. Is there even anyone with some actual bad Win10 experience?
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I'm starting to have the feeling people just hate on Win10 on principle, or because they'd been suspicious when it came out but then found out it was actually okay. Is there even anyone with some actual bad Win10 experience?
This movie was such a marvel 11 comments
What if tattoos randomly appeared on your skin? 22 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
It's kinda sad because the concept is really good but if anyone actually wrote it everyone would automatically associate it with MLP and creepy fedora'd bronies and would not take it seriously even if it was a good book.
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"BIG BOOTY HOES" 9 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
I mean maybe he did it on purpose to entertain the others, that's just my idea.
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Ron Swanson, my hero! 1 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
*Dean Winchester voice* I can't live on rabbit food, I'm a warrior!
Also, *I would not. (Sorry, I can't help it.)
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Edited 8 years ago
Also, *I would not. (Sorry, I can't help it.)
Gene Wilder then and now 17 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
I don't even know tbh. That was the original idea, to have a name that looks kind of normal but can't be pronounced in English. But if I wanted to pronounce it in my native language, it'd be "ef-kah".
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