"Yes, let's raise the price so the poor will die and only the rich will live! People are gonna like that for sure!"

Zombie: *grabs bread*
Me: yeah sure help yourself
Zombie: is it gluten free?
Me: *cocks shotgun*

8) throwing cigarette butts on the ground
(I guess it could count as the seventh one but to me it's a separate cathegory of douchiness, especially if there's a trash can right next to the person throwing the cig away)

Buckle up kids, storytime coming:
I once had a dream where I was in Limbo, I guess? Neither heaven nor hell but I was kinda on a crossroads that led to them. I obviously chose to follow the path (no stairways or highways, sadly) to heaven, but it started getting more and more creepy and I had to kill things along the way to "prove myself". Then I met a woman running back, telling me there was no heaven, but I thought she was just testing my resolve and kept going. Last thing I remember was that I was in a "room" with something big in a cage, and I was trying to save it. Hell of a dream (literally), but I think it had a really deep message - when you have to do condemning things to go to the supposed heaven, you're not really getting there.
Religion aside (I'm not even religious myself, I don't know why did I have a dream about heaven and hell), I think the message is clear, that being that the end doesn't always justify the means.
*storytime over*

I'm sorry but all I see is a Dumbledore/Cthulhu mashup. Or maybe an adaptation of Davy Jones.

I literally just watched the prank call video. It's hilarious.

Einaudi is one of my favourite composers, along with Dvorak, Pachelbel and Cacciapaglia. It's just kind of sad that people say his music "isn't classical because it's not old", as if contemporary artists were forbidden to use the same methods and instruments as the ancient ones.

Pepe on a cookie? That's very rare.

Am I the only one whose Windows 10 works almost perfectly? Yes, sometimes I have to restart the computer because the sound or the start button suddenly stop working, but that's about the only problems I have. They both happen rarely, can be fixed by a restart and I believe they both will be fixed with an upgrade or two.
I'm starting to have the feeling people just hate on Win10 on principle, or because they'd been suspicious when it came out but then found out it was actually okay. Is there even anyone with some actual bad Win10 experience?

It's kinda sad because the concept is really good but if anyone actually wrote it everyone would automatically associate it with MLP and creepy fedora'd bronies and would not take it seriously even if it was a good book.

I mean maybe he did it on purpose to entertain the others, that's just my idea.

*Dean Winchester voice* I can't live on rabbit food, I'm a warrior!
Also, *I would not. (Sorry, I can't help it.)