Ewqua

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Some are funny but most are just autobiographies/life advice with no literary value. 18 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Awesome! Once I almost finished the game, I think the only thing I missed were the Companions plus maybe some quests that were triggered by conversations I didn't know of, but now I'm starting anew because I want to experience different choices like joining the Empire instead of the Stormcloaks etc.
Best Cosplay in History 1 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
In history? Don't you mean "on History Channel"? *ba-dum-tsss*
(Yes, bad puns are my specialty. And yes, the cosplay is hella good)
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Some are funny but most are just autobiographies/life advice with no literary value. 18 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Heck yeah, Skyrim! Just started playing it for the third time. I got a bit inspired by Victor Hugo's book and made my character a female gypsy-looking Imperial named Esmeralda, heh. Yeah, good life advice does have literary value, and then again my view may be biased as the only excerpts I know of are the ones that are being made fun of, but still, most of these people are like 20 or 30 max and still have most of their lives ahead of them, also their advice usually has the form of "go with your heart!" - said by the few lucky people for whom doing what they wanted actually worked unlike the millions for whom it didn't.
Some are funny but most are just autobiographies/life advice with no literary value. 18 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Oh. Okay. I thought it was a typo at first. That's pretty neat.
· Edited 8 years ago
Some are funny but most are just autobiographies/life advice with no literary value. 18 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yes, "When all else fails, go sit with the special ed kids." sounds like a true masterpiece and something to live by.
Edit: I also like your username. Is it perhaps a reference to the Irish Rover or just a coincidence?
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First day on the job 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
That :| face on the windshield though.
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Old but gold 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Well, what we've learned from Michael Fassbender is that this combination is hella sexy.
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Exaaaaactly 27 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Exactly! So many people say that they drink "in order to have fun", but honestly, if you need to poison your brain in order to have a good time, you're just probably not a fun person to be around. My brain is so fucked up that the limits of social correctness are moved way up, so I don't even need alcohol.
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WTF is this? 25 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Dragon age anyone? Totally looks like Inquisition dragons.
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I found this in my little sisters school bag 39 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yeah, I was saying that just to share. I guess it's just an entirely different feeling. I feel kind of lucky because I'm both sort of "addicted" (obviously it's nothing compared to actual addiction) to eating tasty food and to the adrenaline rush that comes with working out. They're both different feelings, and they're both awesome. Drugs are entirely different, but I don't care, I have no intention of ever trying them as they just don't give out any allure to me.
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I found this in my little sisters school bag 39 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Well, yeah. My point is that compared to drugs, weight from good food is easier to put off than the addiction, which is why food is better. I never said it's easy to quit an addiction and I have no idea where you took that from.
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True 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I have no bae. Feels bad, man.
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I never would have thought they looked so similar 13 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Helena is so gorgeous. I love her style, ladylike and cute but at the same time dark and scary. Absolutely amazing.
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How ironic 52 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
It's called entertainment for people with a low intellect and it gets its money from these very people, who are unfortunately the majority.
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How to know when Christmas starts 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Is Pepsi okay?
The real success 18 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
The natural evolution of New Zealand is very different from Australia's, although the mosquitoes might've been dragged there by people, I guess.
Cool, guess I'm moving to the Faroe Islands or Iceland then.
The real success 18 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I think it's New Zealand due to its early separation from Pangea resulting in different evolution of species.
VW camper tent 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I am probably a horrible person but the first thing I thought of was how cool it'd be to bang your bf/gf in this.
I found this in my little sisters school bag 39 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yes. I used to bite my nails my entire life without really realizing why would I want to stop. It was effective, it kept them short and clean, perfectly practical, and I didn't care that it looked bad until a few months ago. Then I just...stopped. I just didn't want my nails to look like crap anymore because I became self conscious about my hands that are already not very pretty, plus I started enjoying the feeling of tapping them on a hard surface, so I just kinda stopped biting them.
So, in short, yes, and I didn't find it as hard as I'd originally thought it'd be.
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same 5 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
The dog just expressed what a lot of us have been feeling ever since selfies became a thing.
Or at least how I feel when I see a picture of myself somewhere, which is a reminder not to take selfies.
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I found this in my little sisters school bag 39 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Don't smoke cigarettes 'mkay.
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I found this in my little sisters school bag 39 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I know, right? Why do people even smoke or do drugs when good food exists? And it's so much easier to lose extra weight from chocolates than get rid of an addiction. (At least I think so, I've never been addicted to anything)
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When that guy I dislike says something funny 2 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Or boyfriend. Ugh, how I dread visiting my relatives because they always ask this question.
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If I had a dime every time 4 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
So relatable
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Bubble fogger 5 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Doot doot!