The resemblance is uncanny

The best thing about Chinese food is that it's delicious even when it's cold. And that happens rarely because that stuff can stay hot for fucking ever.

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Even spiders. Even baby spiders are cute as fuck while the average human baby just looks like a sack of potatoes possessed by a demon!

That's still enough for a portion.

I wonder, where is it? It reminds me of a place in Oregon but there are lots of similar falls on the planet so of course I can't be sure.

How exactly do you take a pill without putting it on your tongue? Do you just ram it down your throat or something?

Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon anyone?

All it needs now is a "gooby pls" speech bubble next to its head.

Brace yourselves, critical rant comment incoming:
I saw Grease for the first time recently and I've only been questioning the characters' morals the entire time. The girl was nice, pretty, a perfectly fine girl the way she was, and she got the guy's utmost attention by dressing up like a whore at the end of the movie. The two first met by having unprotected sex at the beach, and the worst thing about this is, they are trying to disguise it as feelings while, if we do the reality check, we'll see that it was only an infatuation and that it won't last, and if it will, it's gonna be a problematic relationship
Same with Footloose, even though I find that a bit better. I don't understand how could our parents like this kind of stuff. I mean, I'm totally fine with two people banging because it's their decision, but what really gets me is that they are too fucking stupid to see it's only physical attraction and misinterpret it as feelings. They're making a decision based on appearance. Dumb

Literary experiment done right.

I do admire what he did a lot, but I just want to point out that he has a very villain-like name, because it's like a mix of Dick Roman from Supernatural and Hoyt from Far Cry 3.

As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall!
Oh wait, wrong cartoon.

"I like my friends like I like my drinks."
"Let me guess: straight?"
"NOT TRYING TO SLEEP WITH ME!"
- from a TomSka+Crabstickz video

So basically be a passive sheep who doesn't even try to be in control of its life? No thanks, I'll pass.

Am I the only one who was expecting him to drag a computer in the center and game happily ever after?

Weird how in school we've always been taught that Mont Blanc is the highest peak in Europe and now I see it's Mount Elbrus.
I suppose it depends upon where exactly do you draw the line between Europe and Asia. We've been told the border goes along the eastern side of the Ural mountains, the river Ural and the river Emba, which would place Mt Elbrus in Asia, but apparently times (and geographers' opinions) change. Our textbooks (and some of the teachers as well) are pretty outdated, so I guess that's the reason.

Wait...I honestly don't get it. It says that people started using it and it became a thing that was not even associated with Stephen after some time, because even Stephen himself used it and they had a laugh about how it was just a phrase. How could people do these bad things to him when they didn't even associate the phrase with his personage anymore?
Edit: I also recommend South Park, there's an episode about an almost identical thing. It's called "the F word" and it's S13E12.

Depends on the facial expression really. People say "the most beautiful thing is a smile" but some people just look a lot better with a serious expression or a little smile/smirk, like Viggo or me. When I smile wide I look like crap because my lips and my teeth are big.