Scumbag lvl over 9000, he took two handicapped spots, and you can see instant karma 15 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Tried that once. I got a 5 min speech on how our generation is disrespectful and how DARE I ask someone to move when they have the right to one seat. I was probably just unlucky that I asked such a hag though.
Scumbag lvl over 9000, he took two handicapped spots, and you can see instant karma 15 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Living in a city as small as the one I live in, I highly doubt it even does. I guess they simply don't want anyone to sit next to them.
I LAUGHED WAY MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE! 5 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
I feel really stupid now but I don't get it...anyone explain?
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Why you should read 50 Shades of Grey for a good laugh 21 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
We should conduct a study which genre of music is preferable to guys' penises, just for laughs sake.
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Are you aware sir? 4 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
"Sir, we're looking for a good boy. Do you know where we might find him? Who is the good boy?"
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b*tch. 7 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Funny thing is that the legal drinking limit in a lot of countries is 18. I think it's even lower in some, like 16 in Germany or something like that. I don't understand why it's 21 in the US.
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Scumbag lvl over 9000, he took two handicapped spots, and you can see instant karma 15 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
True, but this works mostly in subways, it's less common on busses. And in general you're right, but when it's a bus filled with old ladies and sleepy students like in my case, the chances of being robbed are slim. These ladies really have nothing to be afraid of.
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I thought I knew this one 33 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Sure. Although I wonder how you switch your thinking language so quickly. Usually when I see a post in English I start thinking in English, even though it's not my maternal language.
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I thought I knew this one 33 comments
When you take a selfie vs. When someone takes your photo 6 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
That awkward moment when you look like the second one even if you take a picture of yourself. *cries in ugly*
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Scumbag lvl over 9000, he took two handicapped spots, and you can see instant karma 15 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Scumbags who take up two seats on the bus should also be met with some justice. It annoys the absolute hell out of me when some old lady (I don't want to generalize but from my experience it's mostly old people who do this) sits and puts her ultra tiny handbag on the seat next to her. Like, I understand that old people have joint problems etc but that tiny handbag does not weigh enough to cause pain and you it's just common sense not to do this on a crowded bus! The rest of us are huddled in there like sardines in a tin can, damnit!
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Gay People 15 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
^Yeah exactly. That's what I was trying to tell emperorpenguin. But no, they have to mention it.
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Gay People 15 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Wow, and lookie here, someone made this a gender thing again when it wasn't a gender thing to begin with. If this was a joke about how girls "have to deal with guys watching sports all the time" and other retarded stereotypes about men, I wouldn't laugh either. It's just cringy. I voiced my opinion on how I don't find jokes based on dumb stereotypes funny and you automaticaly assumed it's a gender issue. Congrats, you're turning funsubstance into the sjw part of tumblr. Now all that's left is for you to call me a sexist racist cis scum and the transformation is complete. (See? That was an example of a dumb stereotype. Not funny.)
Apart from the fact that you misinterpreted the meaning of my comment, telling me I don't have the right to complain about something just because someone else complained and was shut up is hardly a sensible argument. It has about the logical value of "get over it, there are people who have it worse".
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Apart from the fact that you misinterpreted the meaning of my comment, telling me I don't have the right to complain about something just because someone else complained and was shut up is hardly a sensible argument. It has about the logical value of "get over it, there are people who have it worse".
Gay People 15 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
I know, right? I really don't consider myself an unfunny person but there's just some types of humour I don't find funny at all. To each his own, I guess.
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He is just about everywhere 21 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
But...Helium is a noble gas. Noble gasses don't react with anything. How can He take many forms? Just a wonder, otherwise this post is totally awesome.
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