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Worth a read 158 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
The boys were assholes and I was genuinely concerned for her, before she started saying things like "misogyny" and "rape culture"
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Any day, all day 18 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yes. Chill...as in Netflix&Chill...
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it's the most wonderful time of the year. 7 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Spontaneous break dancing GO!
That shit hurts. 14 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yeah, that makes sense. To me it was always just common sense not to punch anyone in these parts.
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Before anyone flips out, it's a joke. 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Thank mr skeltal
This is important information that must be shared. 5 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
*eats six kilos of beans*
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That shit hurts. 14 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Huh, we don't have that rule in our karate club. I just wear a really tough sports bra for my trainings.
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Can anyone relate? 25 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Now that you mentioned it I can't even recall ever reading a book in my dream. My dreams are usually weirder than that :D
Before anyone flips out, it's a joke. 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Now I wonder what Bale's religion really is. Name aside, is he a christian, atheist, buddhist...?
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Can anyone relate? 25 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Haha yeah, my dreams usually make sense in the sense of language, like even when I dream in different languages than my maternal language the sentence structures are usually okay, but it doesn't make sense in anything else, because dreams.
The Lion's Mane Jellyfish, the largest jellyfish in the world 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Is that the one from one of Arthur Conan Doyle's short stories? I think it is, when Sherlock and Watson find mutilated people and then find out it was the doing of this jellyfish, but nobody could see it cause its tentacles are so clear they're almost invisible.
Need new shoes? Why not Zoidberg? 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Oh my god this actually made me laugh instead of blowing air out of my nose. Thank you, OP.
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Can anyone relate? 25 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Precisely. It's so hard to remember a word in your native language, especially if you think and dream in English half the time already.
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Define this 20 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Thor is coming out of the closet.
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After all this "I have boyfriend", I felt awkward 1 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
And that's how it should be! Whenever someone holds a door for me (or does anything equally polite) I do the same, because manners. Good to see there are people who still have them.
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Can't escape the memes. 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY
the music from this video^
I recommend watching the entire thing, it's hilarious.
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Can't escape the memes. 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Upset? I'd be giggling the entire time.
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I thought I knew this one 33 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Haha, thanks :D reading is awesome, It helps improve one's vocabulary so much!
I thought I knew this one 33 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yeah. My brain is weird :<
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I thought I knew this one 33 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Haha, tell me about it. I even dream in English sometimes :D
Scumbag lvl over 9000, he took two handicapped spots, and you can see instant karma 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Tried that once. I got a 5 min speech on how our generation is disrespectful and how DARE I ask someone to move when they have the right to one seat. I was probably just unlucky that I asked such a hag though.
I LAUGHED WAY MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE! 5 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Oh, ok.
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Why you should read 50 Shades of Grey for a good laugh 21 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
True. I think we can all agree that the books are complete horseshit, right?
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Scumbag lvl over 9000, he took two handicapped spots, and you can see instant karma 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Living in a city as small as the one I live in, I highly doubt it even does. I guess they simply don't want anyone to sit next to them.
I LAUGHED WAY MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE! 5 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I feel really stupid now but I don't get it...anyone explain?
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