Ewqua

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Anti vaccination 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I am heterosexual. Does that mean that I had been unknowingly gay but was switched back by vaccines?
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Good ol' Costco 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I don't need a towel right now, though
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Good ol' Costco 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
It's because of the munchies he had as a stoner
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but...honestly...why??? 5 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I guess it depends on the brand. The pita bread we buy is always already pre-cut on one side, meaning that it's hollow and there is the cut inside (which is done like along the side of the bread) done already, so you know where to fill it. That's what I meant, I don't know how to describe it better, I know it's hollow all the way around.
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Teletubbies left in the car for too long 12 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Don't let them out now or they will steal your bike.
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but...honestly...why??? 5 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
But isn't pita bread hollow with an opening on one side (to put the hummus in)? Maybe it matters because of the relative position of the cut to the opening.
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Perfect Dew 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
You're welcome! My high school biology lessons with a strict teacher must've have paid off.
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Perfect Dew 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Looks more like guttation to me.
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This cat who's gymnastics dreams were just crushed. 5 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Solid recovery though
The Son of Yeezus 10 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Ehehehe
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The Son of Yeezus 10 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
How funny would it be if North and Saint West both went all religious and caused some trouble in the Middle East?
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Swiss and their nuclear fallout shelters 22 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Fallout confirmed to happen in Switzerland
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Someone who finally understands what Maths is 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Let's play a game: I want you to...solve for x.
*high pitched scream*
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True Love and Devotion 21 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Also modern medicine
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I'm the first one ...ow 19 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yeah, my doctor even suspected I have polycystical ovary syndrome, but didn't find any cysts so I suppose I just got bad hormones. It really sucks because it makes my face look like a 13 year old boy's - pimples everywhere.
That's possible actually, although I still believe it was just in my mind, also I read that birth control can mimic pregnancy symptoms, so I guessed it was that. I did drink a lot of ginger tea and take vitamic C and turmeric, though, because apparently they have some stuff in them that can cause a miscarriage and/or induce periods while not being dangerous to your health. Anyhow I'm just happy the symptoms are gone and I'm not preggo.
Dayum he got style 12 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
You found the Swaglord69
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Worth a read 158 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Well, users who post things are also just other people. Their views can be biased, their opinions nonsensical, still they have the right to post. It's free speech. The number of upvotes (and consequently if the post will ever be on the frontpage) just depends on whether they post a popular or unpopular opinion, I guess.
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Hey! My breast are down here 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
No, I just find it ironic and dumb. Want people to look at your breasts? Cleavage is the solution. Want people to look at your face? Tons of makeup it is. You can't bring attention to something then complain that something else doesn't have enough attention, that's idiotic.
Everytime when I'm talking to my parents. Am I the only one? 13 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
This time, though, she got mad, threatening to let us both fail the class (we both had straight As otherwise). So I told her that we'd been bringing it with us for some time, and that my friend's doctor's appointment was scheduled weeks before, which we had also told her. She dismissed all that, and then called me rude that I dare bring this up. So then, I asked if we're missing some grades that would make us fail (in my country they can make you fail the class you don't have enough grades). She said that we have exactly the same number of grades as everyone else, which is fine, but that she gave us this work (actually no, we chose to do it ourselves). Ironically it wasn't even a normal homework, it was extra work. Yes, the word extra apparently means that if you don't do it, you fail.
Then one of the biggest slackers yelled "Let her fail!". I wanted to go punch him but I just showed him the middle finger.
Finally my friend showed up. She luckily made it from the appointment.
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Everytime when I'm talking to my parents. Am I the only one? 13 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Buckle up kiddos, story time:
It's the same with teachers. I'm a non-conflict person in class, probably the last person to raise arguments ever, but this one time my teacher wanted me and my classmate to do a powerpoint presentation. So we did it, and she had it on her usb key. So we brought it to school and I swear, we had it with us for three damn weeks, and the teacher always told us "next time, now I want to do something else". So, this one time my friend had a doctor's appointment because she has some problems with her wrists, and bam, this time the teacher wants it. So, I raised my hand, and politely apologized that my friend had a doctor's appointment, and since she was the one with the usb, we didn't have it, and that we'd bring it next time. Now this is really ironic because we're the only two people in class who do things when told to, the rest keeps slacking and they usually bring their stuff even a month late and the teacher is totally fine with it.
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Hey! My breast are down here 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
>puts an enormous amount of makeup on face and especially around eyes to make them stand out
"Oi my breasts are down 'ere"
GTFO with that shit 35 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
*cries in Italian*
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Worth a read 158 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
The argument "this site is supposed to be fun so why are we discussing serious things here" is completely ridiculous, and yet so many people use it. If fsers didn't like serious posts that make people discuss them in the comments, they wouldn't upvote them. Besides, there's something I've been saying many times here, and this argument always seems to be ignored, and that is that having discussions is fun, if you know how to do it without insulting the other side. Not many people do, though, sometimes you write something comparable to an essay to support your argument, and the other side just goes: "your stupid lol". That is just infuriating. But being able to listen and react, exchange opinions like cultivated beings, that is fun in my opinion. And if you don't find it fun, you don't have to participate, also there is always the "unfollow comments" button.
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I'm the first one ...ow 19 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
No, I mean that I felt...well, just different, two days after. As if I subconsciously knew, but I think it was rather me being afraid of it. There were no real symptoms really, I just felt weird. Kind of bloated, sick but not vomiting, and I also got a postnasal drip (sore throat), which I found out that can also be a symptom. But considering the season, I think it was just a sore throat because I forgot to wear a scarf.
Anyway, the symptoms went away and now I got my period almost when I was supposed to (a bit early, actually, but that's because I'm on birth control for only 2 months, so it takes some time before it becomes completely regular considering I had hormonal problems and it was never regular before, once I got my period after two weeks because my hormones are stupid). So yeah, all symptoms are completely gone now, so I think there's nothing to be afraid of.
GTFO with that shit 35 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
If you mean pesto by "red sauce", then it's definitely not the same thing. Pesto is glorious and doesn't increase the risk of cancer as much as ketchup.
If you mean tomato sauce, we usually do our own so the quality is on an entirely different level because there are actual tomatoes in it, opposed to a bit of tomatoes and a lot of sugar, salt and sodium benzoate (that's particularly what increases the risk of cancer as I mentioned, and it's not only in ketchup but a lot of other stuff as well like soft drinks)
If you mean something else, please explain.
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