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Chewbacca and Han Solo 5 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
*whispers* Star Wars Holiday Special
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This pope though 11 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Well, yeah! I mean, remember the last Pope? Dude looked like Palpatine and had everything made golden and expensive. Heck, I bet this guy even had golden toilet paper for his holy shit.
But this Pope, oh no, this Pope threw all that expensive stuff away. He is the right example not only for Christians, but for everyone who wants to be a good person. I'm personally atheistic but I really admire this Pope, because he's simply a really good person.
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But this Pope, oh no, this Pope threw all that expensive stuff away. He is the right example not only for Christians, but for everyone who wants to be a good person. I'm personally atheistic but I really admire this Pope, because he's simply a really good person.
It must be difficult 2 comments
I want to learn sign language now 4 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
I like the sign for taco, you basically take your hand and shape it like you're holding a taco and then put your other hand in it almost like a chopping motion.
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Sturbucks is on fire again... 16 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Hard to say. Remember how the cups raised such controversy, and they were just red. We are giggling now, but if some sjw idiot sees this, and there's a lot of them, they may even make this a thing.
Witness me senpai! 9 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Holy shit, I was literally just watching the movie yesterday night. What a coincidence!
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Pretzel turkey 4 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
That reminds me of that one [something] (I believe it was an episode of Simpsons but I'm really not sure) where someone asked an air hostess to make a chicken out of the tiny fried peanuts they give out.
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Sturbucks is on fire again... 16 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
The human mind does have a tendency to make connections where none exist, but yeah, it's more likely that there's something wrong with them rather than the cookie. To me it just looks cute and delicious.
Best way to ditch your illegal drugs just before a search 7 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Well he neither injured anyone nor he tried to, so why would he? I don't know law very well so maybe you're right, I just see no reason why would he get in trouble over this. He was just trying to get evidence, after all.
Sturbucks is on fire again... 16 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
It's a scarf I didn't even see it as a slit throat until the title mentioned there's something wrong omg people stop seeing and getting offended at things that aren't there!
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How to child-proof your Xmas tree 13 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
*spends hours putting Christmas tree up on the ceiling*
*puts a conveniently tall chair right under it*
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*puts a conveniently tall chair right under it*
Why Are So Many People Getting a Septum Piercing Lately? 11 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
I find septums unnatractive as well, but some facial piercings are not bad. Depends on the person really, someone looks good with a septum, someone with a lip ring etc. When I was younger, I went to a summer camp, and one of our team's supervisors had a piercing under his lip positioned pretty much like a miniature silver soul patch. Looking back, I find this type of piercing ridiculous, but he looked really good with it, so I guess it really depends on how attractive the person is and what kind of piercing they have. A person with a big nose should think twice before getting a septum and so on. What I find absolutely gross is when girls get the area between their upper lip and nose pierced and put a shiny stone in them (I think this is called 'Marylin' like Marylin Monroe's beauty mark but I'm not sure). Their bitchy face level increases by 1000%. Then again, anyone can do anything they want, there are just some things that I personally find really unattractive.
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He certainly doesn't expect the Spanish Inquisition 11 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Not sure. I always assumed that Spaniard for Spanish people is like, I dunno, Slovak for Slovakian people. Just a nationality noun.
*insert title here* 4 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Nice! It's funny how some people assume that a girl should be always wearing makeup just because she's a girl. As someone who doesn't wear it at all except for formal events, I'm happy that there are more people who don't care about makeup even though some people judge them for it. It annoys the hell out of me when even my mother says I should wear it "because 99% of women do". Like, okay, I have bad skin because of unbalanced hormones, but I really doubt that clogging my pores with makeup would help at all.
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Crazy to think there are places like that 5 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Well maybe that applies for Arabic, seriously it sometimes sounds like you're choking on a dick although the writing is beautiful, but French is a lot nicer language.
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He certainly doesn't expect the Spanish Inquisition 11 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Well you can also say that you're a Spaniard, but I'm pretty sure that Spanish is a legit word for people from Spain.
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Aw yiss this post 45 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Literally nobody would ever say that irl.
And obesity is unhealthy. Being a little plump is totally fine but being clinically obese is not. You should definitely be proud of your achievements in life, but being proud of being obese is an entirely different thing. The thing about weight loss is that it isn't that hard unless you really have some health problem that keeps you from losing weight or an injury that makes you unable to work out. In my own experience, working out 6 days a week for half an hour is a miracle, and you don't even have to limit what you eat. It also made me a lot more confident and productive throughout the day.
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And obesity is unhealthy. Being a little plump is totally fine but being clinically obese is not. You should definitely be proud of your achievements in life, but being proud of being obese is an entirely different thing. The thing about weight loss is that it isn't that hard unless you really have some health problem that keeps you from losing weight or an injury that makes you unable to work out. In my own experience, working out 6 days a week for half an hour is a miracle, and you don't even have to limit what you eat. It also made me a lot more confident and productive throughout the day.
*long sigh* and his name is... 10 comments