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British Comedy: Offensive Translator 10 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Catherine Tate is honestly the best. Her "Christmas Carol" sketches are pure gold.
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Just another perk of being a Canadian: Water-proof cash 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
That's the power of the Queen.
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Microbiologist expressing her love 7 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Oh I figured the second is just water or tears or something (which are often depicted as blue even though they are obviously clear) but yeah, thank you.
Microbiologist expressing her love 7 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I feel like an idiot but what's the first symbol, the thing that's supposed to be red?
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Reference of the century or what? - Deadpool trailer 7 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
But isn't the Deadpool costume CGI as well? Or only the face?
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Adultery adults wanted 3 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
"Adultery adults" I do not think it means what you think it means.
Unless it was intentional, in which case good job.
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It's evolving. O.o 2 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
It just put Jacksfilms out of business.
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Kristen Stewart isn't all that bad 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Professional makeup artists can usually make it seem like not much when it is a lot.
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Love the name 20 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
That's pretty bad. I'm not entirely against unique names, provided it is a nice, non-obnoxious name, but naming your kid after a football team/direction/favourite thing is just weird. A few years ago there's been an increase of a name that is the same as a name of a football club that was remarkably successful that year (thus people naming their daughters after it) in my country, however the name was Victoria, which is a considerably sane thing to name your kid (although it was quite rare in my country, as it isn't an English speaking country and the name is notorious because of a well-known story). Lanesra is still not that bad, considering that some parents named their kids Shanniqua or Hashtag, however the fact that it's just a name of a football club spelled backwards makes it seem idiotic.
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Lego Captain America 3: Nazi Zombies. This shit is as good as an Avengers movie 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Nazi Zombies? South Park anyone?
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Kristen Stewart isn't all that bad 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yeah it's not like she's wearing a ton of makeup as well or anything...
Boobs 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yeah, I mean people who mind nipples/areolas are to me just hypocrites. It's all the same. It's as if you were allowed to show a dick except for the head. Except for the fact that breasts are not meant to be sexual, we just make it so.
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Boobs 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
True dat.
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Ohhh nooooo 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Kharjo didn't smell that coming.
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Boobs 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
The problem for a lot of people is the nipple. You can have a naked model with only black duct tape over her nipples and vajayjay and everyone's cool. But God forbid a woman actually show her nipple when doing something boobs are actually made for.
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How to scar the next home owners 4 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
That's what I'd obviously use it for. I ain't gonna be friends with a demon! (Unless it's Crowley)
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How to scar the next home owners 4 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I wanted to do the same but instead draw a Supernatural pentagram under the carpet in case of a demon. Parents didn't approve.
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Stupidity 41 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
That explains it then
TR-8R on Tumblr 14 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yeah exactly. Tumblr is really good at that.
TR-8R on Tumblr 14 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
True dat. Apparently even medieval knights had PTSD triggers when they heard clashing and clanking of metals.
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Come on ladies I know you can relate? 20 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
So true. Also, am I the only one here who's attracted to a guy's natural smell? Like, not even cologne or anything, but some guys just smell so good naturally.
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Stupidity 41 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I think they upvoted them. Even funsubstance has upvotes and downvotes that are gray but become coloured after you click on them, so I wouldn't be surprised if that website had it the same way.
Then again, I don't know what website that is, so if you do and you know that it's done differently there, I can't say a word against it.
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Stupidity 41 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
It's okay man, I understand. The tumblrette in the post is indeed quite laughable.
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Stupidity 41 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Technically, surface tension makes it so we're never really touching anyone. That's not an excuse for rape.
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TR-8R on Tumblr 14 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
You spin me right round baby right round...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S5B3ui7Cs4s
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