That sucks. This system, along with rewarding people for absolutely menial tasks which is a thing that keeps getting more and more popular nowadays, is what makes special needs people struggle and talented people gravitate towards mediocrity.

I have something of an urge to write a rant but I'm not going to feed the troll.

Yeah, that's what I meant. Welp, we all struggle with laziness.

Yeah but they said hair is more dense when wet. And hair is more shiny when wet, too, I think. Maybe it's just my misunderstanding their point, but I thought that they meant that hair is shinier when wet, which in my opinion is, you know more slick and stuff.
Edit: I think that this may also be why when you make a ponytail or bob or whatever, the top of your head is kinda shinier than normally, because the hair is more dense there. I suppose it depends upon what kind of hair you have, someone's hair is nice and shiny without effort, but that's how I see my own hair.

Well, obviously someone else pregged her. But I had to respect the rules of the phrase, ya know...

Yesss, I remember my sides hurt from laughing when I first saw it. Sassy grandma nailed it.