So a guy walks into a bar 5 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
So a dwarf and a human walk into a bar, and the human says "You're lucky you're so short, that hurt like hell!"
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Everytime 13 comments
Me in a job interview vs. Me in real life 8 comments
Ch-ch-ch--c-choo-ch-choo 13 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Engine's sweaty
Wheels weak, trunk is heavy
Oil on his hood already
Mom's spaghetti
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Wheels weak, trunk is heavy
Oil on his hood already
Mom's spaghetti
In my experience 62 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
That sucks. This system, along with rewarding people for absolutely menial tasks which is a thing that keeps getting more and more popular nowadays, is what makes special needs people struggle and talented people gravitate towards mediocrity.
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How I feel 50 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
I have something of an urge to write a rant but I'm not going to feed the troll.
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In my experience 62 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Aren't there special schools already? I think there totally are schools for special kids, at least in my country. I even had a classmate in first class of elementary school who got moved to a special school. He was a nice kid, just very, very slow.
Then even I got moved to a "special" school, but a different kind of special, meaning an elite school. I think that sorting kids by their abilities so that some kids can learn faster and some can take their time without feeling pressurized is a good thing no matter what some people say.
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Then even I got moved to a "special" school, but a different kind of special, meaning an elite school. I think that sorting kids by their abilities so that some kids can learn faster and some can take their time without feeling pressurized is a good thing no matter what some people say.
How I feel 50 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
I feel exactly the same.
However, the ability to mimic emotions and match energies is a good step towards manipulation, which we, as emotionally empty human beings, don't even feel bad about! Yay!
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However, the ability to mimic emotions and match energies is a good step towards manipulation, which we, as emotionally empty human beings, don't even feel bad about! Yay!
I still have a crush on him 18 comments
Mom? Wait, not you. I meant mom! 8 comments
Mom? Wait, not you. I meant mom! 8 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Well Neil Patrick Harris and his husband have a pretty neat system with their child - one is daddy and one is papa. Maybe a similar thing could be applied for two mothers.
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Josh, what are you doing here? 20 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
I think he had to get a bit more tanned though, he's normally quite pale and I can see how someone can confuse him with a white person. That of course doesn't change the fact that he's absolutely awesome and that I really need to start watching Mr. Robot.
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This candy shop gets New Years resolutions 3 comments
Science side of Tumblr wins again 3 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Yeah but they said hair is more dense when wet. And hair is more shiny when wet, too, I think. Maybe it's just my misunderstanding their point, but I thought that they meant that hair is shinier when wet, which in my opinion is, you know more slick and stuff.
Edit: I think that this may also be why when you make a ponytail or bob or whatever, the top of your head is kinda shinier than normally, because the hair is more dense there. I suppose it depends upon what kind of hair you have, someone's hair is nice and shiny without effort, but that's how I see my own hair.
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Edited 8 years ago
Edit: I think that this may also be why when you make a ponytail or bob or whatever, the top of your head is kinda shinier than normally, because the hair is more dense there. I suppose it depends upon what kind of hair you have, someone's hair is nice and shiny without effort, but that's how I see my own hair.
Who? 11 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Oh how I wish they made the MasterCarp Magicarp. That would've made the joke so much better in my opinion, unless it is already a reference to something I'm unaware of.
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Science side of Tumblr wins again 3 comments
power off 5 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
They're actually attracting females, aren't they? It's as if they were screaming "Someone fuck me!".
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McDonald's drive thru 10 comments
Compilation of tweets 10 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Regarding the Santa thing, maybe he visits kids in an alphabetical order.
Or maybe he's not real.
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Edited 8 years ago
Or maybe he's not real.
Dumb stork 6 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Well, obviously someone else pregged her. But I had to respect the rules of the phrase, ya know...
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