These kids are making delicious cakes.
Meanwhile I struggle while making eggs in the morning.

Luke-san, boku wa kimi no chichi desu.
Iiieeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh my god the title...

I have no idea what orzo salad is but quiche is delicious.

Environmentally smart? Trees are renewable, rocks are not. A rock takes millions of years "growing" (if I remember correctly it's called sedimentation), while a tree just a few months/years.
Kudos for making it less energy requiring and less air polluting though.
Also the whole tear and water resistant is pretty neat. That way, your notes survive the mental breakdown you have before your finals.

Isn't it pretty much known that both birds and lizards evolved from dinosaurs?

War is terrible. Not only tons of people die during war, those who survive are damaged forever, physically and psychologically, and a lot of them are unable to rejoin the "normal" life. And although I acknowledge that it must be very hard to find out that your husband/father/son died in war and you have to take care of your family all by yourself, it is incomparable to whatever they were suffering on the battlefield.

I gotta say that along with Rogue, Syndicate is something of a redemption from the previous failures like Unity or Chronicles: China. And I love playing as Jacob. Evie is pretty much a by-the-book assassin - stealthy, fights lightly and somewhat gracefully, thinks everything through and always has a plan (Victorian female Batman amirite?), but Jacob is more appealing to me as he totally doesn't give a shit and just brutally beats everyone up. As someone who really sucks at stealth, this was a pleasant change. Also, he looks like a mixture of Tom Hardy and Wolverine which is absolutely badass.

Fluent in Czech (first language) and English, semi-fluent in French and something under semi-fluent in Japanese and Italian. I also know some basics of Swedish but I gave up learning that because I didn't have enough time.

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Not these lamps.

10 minutes into Netflix and Chill

To me it looks like a badly painted Ukrainian flag

I think that skirts for women were more practical in the past because of a certain event that happens to us every once in a while. Not sure about the history of pads, but tampons weren't invented until after WW1 as they were originally used for bullet holes.

So a dwarf and a human walk into a bar, and the human says "You're lucky you're so short, that hurt like hell!"

I think this man even recreated Space Oddity in space. Really cool guy.

Unless it's on the 29th of February

Engine's sweaty
Wheels weak, trunk is heavy
Oil on his hood already
Mom's spaghetti