Ewqua

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Reese witherspawn 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
More like Resse Withrespawn.
Cause they look like clones.
Still better than no pulp 22 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yeah, I was also a bit surprised by the fact that nobody noticed as those are so obviously tangerines. Which are in my opinion even tastier than oranges.
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New tattoo 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Can confirm. The kanji literally means "horse deer foreign person". "Horse" + "deer" = idiot (baka), and also the "foreign person" part is written in an insulting way - "gaijin", which is shortened from the original "gaikokujin" (written 外国人, the part inbetween means country) that just means a foreigner, but in a rather neutral way. "Gaijin" could also be translated as outsider, but that's just because English has no word that would describe a foreigner in a negative way.
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Fixed it 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Exactly, guest no.1.
Nope, guest no.2, every other laptop has better "insides" than a Mac. You literally just pay for the brand. Also, Mac lover detected.
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Fixed it 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
With Macs it's mostly not about the software, but the specs, but good job anyway.
Listen to music and enjoy 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
It's funny it even does the whip for a second there.
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Disney's newest hit 10 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Technically it's an ape, but whatevs.
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Wear the ring. The precious ring 14 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Well, I mean, she got mad when a teenager made a slut joke about her. And since her entire career is based on slut jokes, her sense of humor probably isn't that great when she can't even take a joke.
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Let your baby be an artist 14 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Then sell it for billions of dollars
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Man proposes in front of the Star Trek cast. Complete with Picard facepalm 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
And Wil Wheaton is shocked
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Glub glub b!tches 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yeah but apples are the best snack for a shinigami
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Glub glub b!tches 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Does it eat apples?
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Wear the ring. The precious ring 14 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
^ hah, true.
Wear the ring. The precious ring 14 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
He has a point, however wearing a ring while doing yoga, especially while in these positions where you have to hold a part of your weight with your arms/hands might get uncomfortable, no?
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Never pick up strangers 7 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
"The asylum can't even handle me right now, the mental house can't handle me right now..."
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Well someone is going to Hell 10 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Hey, at least you'll get to meet Crowley!
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Oops 21 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
That's pretty much included in consenting to unprotected sex. Guys are not always able to time it right to be able to pull out, so relying on that is just plain stupid. Actions have consequences and yada yada.
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Oops 21 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yeah exactly, isn't it painful/uncomfortable for guys to continue after ejaculating?
Oops 21 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
^This. Fungus explained it perfectly.
So according to you people the girl's irresponsibility is now classified as her being raped.
That's third wave feminism for you.
My people need me 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
His best.
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Gotta love the schools 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yeah, the whole "that's offensive" thing is getting really out of hand. You can't even tell a joke without offending someone for fuck's sake.
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Gotta love the schools 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Wait, so...dressing as your favourite character on "movie day" is offensive in the USA? That's, uh, interesting.
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Donut icecream cones 23 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Actually that's a trdelník, not a donut. Even though I haven't seen this exact thing myself, I would bet this was taken in Prague, or somewhere in the Czech Republic. Which makes me wonder, does any other Slavic country also have this or is it just a Czech thing? I would be surprised if they weren't somewhere else as well, they're delicious pieces of heaven.
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Mailman was the first to congratulate 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yes, maybe not everyone has the time to do their job.
Funsubstance, where defending people who are inconsiderate to their customers from whom they get their income is ok, but don't you dare call them out on it, that's inconsiderate!
Mailman was the first to congratulate 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
It says it right on the diploma, "do not bend". So either the mailman is an illiterate idiot or a careless lazy ass. Don't know which one is better.