Honestly, I think suing and reporting is not the way to go. The boy may be registered as a sex offender for the rest of his life only for being stupid that one time. He got his punishment, that is to say a fist in the face, and he now knows that what he did was wrong. I would leave it at that, and definitely not punish the girl. If he twanged her bra repeatedly after being told to stop and even undid it, it was basically self defense, albeit a bit overreacted. However, this overreaction has a term, which is called "affect" (correct me if I'm wrong in this, not a native speaker but I assume this term is the same in most languages), which means acting while being so angry that you're prone to violence. If someone annoys you like that for a long time, it may happen that you just snap and punch him square in the face or gut. It should be also taken into consideration.

I don't wear makeup at all, so people are basically used to my face looking like it does.

Scrubba scrubba wub dub!

As a tall person (definitely not as tall as this guy but quite tall for a woman) he might've just responded that way to discourage the other person. Personally, I'm quite fed up with tall jokes and I can imagine that he is as well.

The headache one though...so cold but hilarious x'D

Was the "straights" comment really necessary though? I don't want to judge but it sounds like it was written by one of the "gay is good, straight is bad" kind of people.

DJ pregnancy

Is that onision?

Look we found Drake's long lost brother

Looks like a scene from Fullmetal Alchemist

What's wrong with it? A woman saying "you hit like a girl" is the same as a man saying "you hit like a boy". It's not the gender, it compares your hits to a child's.