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Tsk 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yeah, these products "for men", "for women", "for kids" etc usually exist to make people feel special, like they can buy something another group "isn't supposed to". Except for medicaments where it often makes sense, especially if there are hormones involved. Personally, I buy men's razors. They're a bit more expensive but last longer and are sharper, none of this "gentle and no cut" bullshit. I feel like women's razors are made for people who haven't learned how to shave in the first place.
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Noice 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Probably.
So there.. 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I also love how she made a hate song about Katy Perry for hiring her dancers.
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Shaggy, The Pirate Bay's co-founder 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
*insert "Stop, stop, it's already dead" picture*
Noice 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Hmm, I thought glosses looked differently. More liquid, and less like a gel glue stick.
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It's rude, don't do it 13 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I just saw his video about youtubers. Cringy af. But maybe his other videos actually make sense and have good arguments.
Watch me, ooh 3 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Now watch me meow meow
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Famous people and celebrities in their youth 22 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Or a really awkward time traveller. (Futurama reference anyone? Or Red Dwarf, for that matter.)
Noice 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
But why is there a clear lipstick? What's the point of that?
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Right there 56 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Actually horse meat is apparently quite good for you, less tough than cow and less fatty than pig. Never ate a horse myself, but if the opportunity presented itself, I'd try. I already tasted frog legs, escargots, raw salmon and all kinds of other stuff anyway, so where's the problem?
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f*ckING NOTCH FOR THE WIN 90 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
The wage gap is indeed a myth. It accounts for all jobs, people of all age. Even if the men:women ratio was 1:1 in every job ever, the gap will always be there, for a simple reason - biologically, women have a higher life expectancy, which means there will always be more retired women than men. The wage gap statistic also counts them in. It is all part of the feminist propaganda, pushing their damn agenda with out of context statistics, making women feel inferior so they'll join their little man-hating cult. A stupid statistic doesn't mean we're inferior or superior. We're equal, damnit!
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f*ckING NOTCH FOR THE WIN 90 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Except most feminists are like that. Third wave feminism has become all about man hating and putting women above men. It's sad, but it's true. The whole "but it's about equality" argument of theirs is just so people think they're not all like that, that it's just a few bad apples who happen to identify as feminists, but the problem is, they're all bad apples.
Facebook burn 5 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Wtf they look twelve
Some short jokes to brighten your day 22 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Un deux trois cat sank sounds like un deux trois quatre cinq, which means one two three four five.
Not a very good joke imo but who am I to judge?
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Youtube Highschool 14 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Cringe
Who else thinks this kind of shoes look ugly? 21 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Very.
The real reason your girlfriend liked avengers 33 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
*Kartoffel...
Since I got nothing of you except for text, I don't know if you look like you care or not. I have an image in mind but it's not too flattering.
Who's your favorite character 7 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I'd probably fall off a bridge and die with a hole in my stomach
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The real reason your girlfriend liked avengers 33 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Your freaking out about how you "don't care" actually is funny. My point is, funsubstance doesn't have a system of automatically unfollowing old posts. However, unfollowing them manually would take a fuckload of time. Which is why most people have the courtesy of not commenting on old posts unless it is absolutely necessary. What you're doing is basically like assembling the Avengers to tell them what you had for lunch - unnecessary, and wasting everybody's time.
The real reason your girlfriend liked avengers 33 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I got a notification, obviously. That's why I don't like when people comment on years old posts, it notifies everyone for whom the post has been long dead. Especially when the comment brings less value and thoughtfulness to the post than a buried potato.
The real reason your girlfriend liked avengers 33 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Stop trying to make revival of old posts happen, it's not going to happen.
I love this show [Curb Your Enthusiasm] 4 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Ooooor you could've written "died".
Yes, yes, I know that was for comedic purposes, I'm just nitpicking cause it's kinda fun.
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What is that? 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Mine: a frikken dragon!
Shaggy, The Pirate Bay's co-founder 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Indeed.
Shaggy, The Pirate Bay's co-founder 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Oh ok, I didn't know the terminology. But yeah.