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Baby parrots looks like dinosaurs 20 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Evolution doesn't apply to abstract concepts.
Lupita Nyong'o photoshopped as Storm 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Ooooh. Thanks.
10 years 1 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Just letting you guys know that Squidward fucked the patty in this episode.
(They had kids later on so that's just implying the obvious.)
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Lupita Nyong'o photoshopped as Storm 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Why she got Flash earrings doe?
In all seriousness, am I just not well informed enough here? I thought that Storm never wore lightning themed accessories...
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Simple things in life 7 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Steam Summer sales hit you hard, huh?
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Baby parrots looks like dinosaurs 20 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Let's just say IT'S OVER 9000!
Baby parrots looks like dinosaurs 20 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I think it is sarcasm. Well executed, too.
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Baby parrots looks like dinosaurs 20 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Birds and lizards are, if I remember correctly. Crocodiles have been around for a pretty long time.
Window screens 13 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Tbh I wish I had screens in my room. I'm tired of killing mosquitoes after they wake me up by fucking tapdancing on my face in the middle of the night.
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Mini moon discovered 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
The Moon Moon of moons
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Damn such a majestic feline 3 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Chest hair even Varric would be envious of
Even tho there's a couch right behind him 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Gotta say though this might be hella good for camping. But inflatable mattresses already exist, and they're much easier to pack as you just deflate them and put them in your pocket.
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Chris Pratt gets pranked 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Oh ok, I'm sorry. I guess I just got corrected just right.
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Doggy comp 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Pic no. 10 be like "That's a lizard, Harry"
Chris Pratt gets pranked 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
When you get trolled by a reporter just right
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You are enough, you were always enough 5 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
And he of course loves her. Cause her name is Wilson.
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That is not playing God 3 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Still better than iOS
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Well 13 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
You probably just keep telling yourself that. It's like being on any medical website ever, you start noticing symptoms that aren't there and start panicking.
Don't worry, special snowflake, you're probably not a psychopath. Are you able to feel affection to others? Do you yawn when others yawn? Then you're okay.
Bet they do 1 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I'm a "milk before cereal" kind of person as well. The reason for that is that I heat up the milk before putting cereal in. I can't stand cold milk. Also, you get used to it after a while and become able to guess how much milk and cereal you need, it's really no biggie.
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oooohh 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
When I saw these pictures for the first time I just went "Aaaand there goes my respect for Tom."
I thought he was classy and kept a rational view on things, stayed out of the stupid celebrity drama. But then he starts dating the biggest drama queen on planet Earth.
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Found on Maisie Williams' Instagram 5 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Chicken? Aww, she takes after the Hound.
Always end up saying "short but not too short" 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
"Just trim the ends" works for me but I have long hair so...
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Now That's Perfect Timing 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
*bang*
*awesome guitar*
Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high
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