Ewqua

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one.cornchip. 29 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Well, that makes it even worse, you sick bastard!
(It's a Misfits reference I actually think you're a healthy marriage child)
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No p*do at all, just a thought 18 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
3th...must've been written by Mike Tython
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Every time I eat. Skinny girl problems 3 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I know. I was joking. And you need to take a chill pill, dude.
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Every time I eat. Skinny girl problems 3 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Looking fat is a skinny girl problem? Uhh....
Okay that's just gross 12 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Wow. Well I mean Heinz ketchup was always good but I'd probably have to eat it with my eyes closed.
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Okay that's just gross 12 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
What does it taste like, though? Is it just normal Heinz ketchup?
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This is why I am single 61 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I always share pizza with my bf. Whenever I cut it I take the smaller triangles for myself to leave him the bigger ones, so we both have 4 pieces but he can have more pizza.
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Ok this is actually me 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I love stuff that's black and lacy. If done well it's super elegant and fancy, however if done badly it may seem slutty. Nothing wrong with being proud of and showing off your body, but I personally like to aim at the elegant side.
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only 2 options 12 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Oh yeah, no problemo
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only 2 options 12 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I put it there to parody the condescending tone of many SJW comments/tweets, no worries.
I also didn't notice your comment so sorry if it seems like I'm copying you.
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only 2 options 12 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Excuse u I identify as papaya
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He is cool 21 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
If I find out someone I'm interested in has slept with many people, I'll lose interest. Not because of religion or any societal standard, but simply because being with many people without forming an emotional bond may indicate emotional instability, or an inability to have real feelings for another person altogether. Sociopathy, if you will.
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This means they did a good job portraying their character... Right? 13 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
This one's fairly new so even I haven't seen it yet. I don't even think it's released in cinemas, last time I checked it was screened only on festivals.
All at once 4 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Wtf is this facebook now?
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This means they did a good job portraying their character... Right? 13 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Me too, I've only seen the trailer but Radcliffe already seems like a different person there.
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This means they did a good job portraying their character... Right? 13 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Dude, you haven't seen Swiss Army Man, have you?
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Quick guys, to the appa-mobile 2 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
So much WANT!
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Dang 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Oopsidoodles is probably my favourite word now.
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Who you gonna call? 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I am a woman, so I know the feeling. I understand that all-male lead cast is not exactly the best breeding grounds for equality in the movie industry. But fighting sexism with more sexism is fucking retarded.
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The endless tripe---I mean trope 5 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
There's also the other horror movie model, the one with teenagers going to some remote cabin in the middle of nowhere because it's a perfect party place. And the black guy dies first.
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ausmerican 24 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Bad luck Brian, got 'Murican citizenship in time of nearing Hillary/Trump dictatorship.
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Dang 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
And more like a llama
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Sci-fi hair 10 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Photoshop hair
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Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Because the price of diamonds and gold will go up and you'll become a billionaire if you sell them some decades later. But of course you have to be a millionaire first to afford even buying them.
Who you gonna call? 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
A world in which women have all the lead roles and men are nothing but backup or slaves would, though. It's not like the cast of the new Ghostbusters is 100% women, but the lead stars are.
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