You can have lots of other snacks without the long preparation which is always such a pain in the ass. Cake is good but baking one is horrible work, and having one made at a bakery isn't very cheap. Personally I prefer just getting some nacho chips and Coke and chill instead of singing a creepy song around a pastry on fire.

You have a point there but I noticed that the way she does it is always to make me (or anyone else figured in the story for that matter, except for herself of course) look like a total idiot even though what she's saying is a blatant lie. I suppose I haven't made that clear in the first comment, so my apologies.

Oh yeah, I love celebrating as well, I just don't see the point in giving cake to an adult person. I always saw it as a kiddie thing.

Just wanted to mention that myself. Thank you for wording it so well.

Of course, they're such dangerous animals! Don't you see him baring his teeth? So aggressive!!!1!!!

That's an adequate assumption, yes.

Why the downvotes, that's actually hilarious!

Calm down there mr. Spongebob quoter.
(Nice use of the quote though)

Most "nice guys" fedora dudes are just selfish assholes who just want to get laid, but you got a good point there

Well, that makes it even worse, you sick bastard!
(It's a Misfits reference I actually think you're a healthy marriage child)

I know. I was joking. And you need to take a chill pill, dude.

Wow. Well I mean Heinz ketchup was always good but I'd probably have to eat it with my eyes closed.