Puberty, You Are Hilarious But That's Enough 7 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
We've had one, yes, but what about second puberty?
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i haven't been here for a while so hi! 8 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
That awkward feeling when a hot guy passes you and a smelly obese old man with a wart big as a penny on his face sits next to you.
Happens to me all the time. I guess I'm not as pretty as mommy says ;–;
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Happens to me all the time. I guess I'm not as pretty as mommy says ;–;
Confirmed. Picture is accurate 17 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Speaking of doggos, I'm on vacation right now and I just bought some salami and fed a local stray dog who was so thin you could see his ribcage. He was looking at me all shy-like and then walked away as if he was looking for something/someone. I know it probably means nothing on the big scale but I like to think I helped this poor doggo.
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Don't do that in front of bartenders 11 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
"Don't do that in front of bartenders."
How about you don't do that at all....?....
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How about you don't do that at all....?....
"And Meg" 20 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
You can have lots of other snacks without the long preparation which is always such a pain in the ass. Cake is good but baking one is horrible work, and having one made at a bakery isn't very cheap. Personally I prefer just getting some nacho chips and Coke and chill instead of singing a creepy song around a pastry on fire.
Rlly mom? 10 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
You have a point there but I noticed that the way she does it is always to make me (or anyone else figured in the story for that matter, except for herself of course) look like a total idiot even though what she's saying is a blatant lie. I suppose I haven't made that clear in the first comment, so my apologies.
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I need to start using this. 9 comments
Rlly mom? 10 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
My grandma does it. It's really annoying. I don't even understand what do these people gain from doing this. Making your own family member look like an idiot, or making yourself look better?
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Come visit Chicago 14 comments
"And Meg" 20 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Oh yeah, I love celebrating as well, I just don't see the point in giving cake to an adult person. I always saw it as a kiddie thing.
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That's A Fairly Common Mistake 5 comments
"And Meg" 20 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
I stopped getting cake at the age of 11. Getting adults expensive and overdecorated cakes seems a bit childish to me, but hey people can do whatever the hell they want.
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Aww so sweet! 5 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Of course, they're such dangerous animals! Don't you see him baring his teeth? So aggressive!!!1!!!
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Okay that's just gross 12 comments
We are hardcore. 21 comments
*horrified gasping* 11 comments
gotta love pokemon go 2 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Damn Pokémon promoting unhealthy beauty standards. All Pidgeottos are beautifulllllll! *mouth starts foaming* *faints*
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Give it to a women and... 18 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Men are capable of doing the same, except for the baby thing of course. It's called being a nice human being and treating your SO with respect and love.
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Give it to a women and... 18 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Most "nice guys" fedora dudes are just selfish assholes who just want to get laid, but you got a good point there
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My Collection 11 comments
ewqua
· 8 years ago
Who do you think you aaaaaare, running 'round leaving scaaaaars, collecting your jar of heaaarts, cause that's fucking illegaaaaaal...
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