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A comp 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Aaaand the dramatic moment is ruined cause I forgot to log in. And yes I did notice the tweet below the other one but laughing and coughing are horrible too.
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Nanny dogs 15 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Small dogs usually have a Napoleon complex, that's why they're such little shits.
My grandma has a Yorkie and she's lovely though. Even with Napoleon complex dogs, you can just eliminate most problems by raising them right.
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Boiling eggs is hard, okay 3 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Sounds like my cooking. I always just look up the best rated recipe on the internet for whatever I feel like cooking & find a substitute for expensive ingredients. It's been working out pretty well so far.
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It'll never be perfect 2 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
More like 'When your wife's a hobbit'
(I'll give an imaginary cookie to whomever gets the reference)
Being hit on 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I mean I can kinda understand why she thought he was an admirer cause bartenders usually don't walk over to ask you, they stay at the bar.
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A seal amongst the weed 5 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Looks like Subnautica.
Or maybe I've been playing it too much and everything looks like it to me now.
That's probably it.
Fifty Shades Of Grey is disgusting 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I may be a little weird but at least I didn't read it.
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lets be real, who doesn't lust after mufasa? 21 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
FMA (FMA:B) Scar, of course. *raises May Chang and Xiao-Mei into the air slowly* "Naaaants ingonyama bagithi Baba...Juugemu juugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke."
I really hope all you FMA fans get the reference.
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Just born and using the Internet 12 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Neither the post nor the comments really say these people post as the baby though. It may happen but nobody mentioned it here, in fact the post is talking about gmail which as I explained is totally okay. But like, parents might get their baby a fb account and just post photos of the baby to see them growing up. I'm guessing that they want to imitate a photo book but the problem is it will probably ruin the child's social life because everybody will see the photos later.
"the t on the wall" 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Titties.
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lets be real, who doesn't lust after mufasa? 21 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Scar himself was kinda hot. I like the whole vigilante thing, even though he was dead wrong at first.
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You can never be too cautious 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well she's probably more valuable to society than the Tardashians but I still think she never did anything that remarkable.
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alphabetized bible 12 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Makes more sense than the original if you ask me.
Just born and using the Internet 12 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
My parents made an email account for me when I was born. That makes sense because email account names can be taken and you gotta start early unless you want to end up with "JohnSmith4848X8301!€@gmail.com" or something. Facebook, though, I don't get.
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The same actor behind all these characters 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
He's cool and all but can we take a moment to appreciate the mask/make-up artists who worked on these? Bloody awesome work.
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You can never be too cautious 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Why the downvotes? She's not a celebrity.
you do you girl! :) 19 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
In other news: another Disney "star" burnout is doing stuff to stay relevant.
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You can never be too cautious 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
"Oh wait...I'm not a celebrity."
If you can't avoid close combat 31 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I never thought that creatures with such tiny brains would have such a long attention span but oh well, I'll trust you and hope to never encounter any bees or wasps, ever.
If you can't avoid close combat 31 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Ok but don't they get disinterested in attacking you when you stay underwater for a while?
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If you can't avoid close combat 31 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
My guess is that this is a repost from 9.gag where putting a picture of a potato at the end of a long post is kind of a running joke.
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Insert title 5 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Hyper shitting through the nth dimension
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Damn 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Oh hey is that the dude from Until Dawn?
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Dogs are so cute ! 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
No you just posed when your dog did something...how is that being twins...
An spacial proposal 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Oh. Okay, still don't get why was it so massively downvoted though...