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Warning: Political (Also, thoughts?) 127 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Foetus ≠ baby. If you wanna go as far as to say that a human being is formed at the moment of conception, then we can go one step further and say that jacking off is genocide. That's what the Texas politician's point was when she made that silly anti-masturbation law, in fact. People got so outraged without realizing it's satire.
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Warning: Political (Also, thoughts?) 127 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Exactly, that's what I always say as well. If you force someone to have a child, you're not punishing them, you're punishing the child by forcing it to live with unprepared parents who didn't want it in the first place.
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Daddy December! I want your gifts! 12 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I'm curious though, when you were a kid, how did you imagine the baby Jesus that "brought presents"? Me and a lot of people I've talked to never really imagined it as a human baby, more like some kind of entity made of light. I guess it's because we knew that Jesus had been dead for centuries and therefore cannot assume human form but idk.
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Daddy December! I want your gifts! 12 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Meanwhile Czech kids get their presents from baby Jesus. You couldn't make this up if you tried, but hey, tradition.
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Best shade ever 2 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
289 hours on record though...
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Men should know this 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
C'mon, everybody gets this. You heard of the guy who got his balls stuck in a beach chair because they were shrunk from the water when he sat down but then they expanded? Poor guy, although the situation seems almost comical to us now.
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L a r r y y y y 2 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I'm 20 years old and still use the "my mom said no" excuse. Though I usually get a bit more creative than that, like "my mom needs help with something"
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Shut up and take my money! 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I'm not bragging, they're actually a burden for my back :c and I have to wear sports bras under high-waisted dresses because with a normal bra the waist would be moved way up and it would look crappy
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As a Hufflepuff, I can confirm. School merely tests my patience. 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I'm a Ravenclaw I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Shut up and take my money! 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
It looks like it only works on smaller boobies. It would probably fall right off my double D's :[
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Another palindrome 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah, Vimeo did the trick
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Another palindrome 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Not available in my country :c
Another palindrome 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Hmm, I just thought about this and in my mother tongue (Czech), this logic works as well! I do wonder in how many languages is this a thing.
Pink is a very loveable colour! 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
My stance hasn't changed much – sakura pink tolerable, neon pink eww
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Walmart bag hair dyer 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Honestly I think it might not look that bad when it dries. Her hair is going to be down anyway, nobody's gonna see the Walmart logo.
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Never smash boy's toy collection, you are warned 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Priorities.
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ewqua · 7 years ago
Yes which is why I wrote it's okay to disagree with religion, it's also okay to agree with religion. You're 100% entitled to your opinions as long as you can properly defend them with good arguments. But also telling someone to stop doing something because it's against your beliefs is wrong too (or at least hella annoying) because it's their lifestyle, not yours. Again you can disagree with their lifestyle all you want but you have to accept the fact that it's within their freedom to live a certain way (unless it's illegal of course)
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ewqua · 7 years ago
People have different belifs which is cool BUT some people try very hard to impose their beliefs onto others, which should be targeted. He's a comedian ffs, when he makes fun of people who try to force their religion onto others, making fun of said religion is "collareral damage".
And even then, what's wrong with disagreeing with (some parts of) religion? As long as you keep it a civil debate, there is no issue.
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ewqua · 7 years ago
Well obviously, if you want to make a thought-provoking point then it would make no sense to target Zoroastrianism because not that many people know it and therefore not that many people would even get your point. Likewise, if you want to criticize modern music you criticize Minaj or Biebs, not some unknown rapper, because more people know what you're talking aboot.
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ewqua · 7 years ago
Indeed. And I don't care if someone is religious, as long as they don't try to forcefully impose it on other people or the state.
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ewqua · 7 years ago
That's why I specifically gave examples. Nobody's dumb enough to think that I said it's the same when I gave the example of a beheading versus an unused law.
It can never be 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Indeed.
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Seemingly normal photographs with creepy backstories 10 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
So the guy killed his parents because they didn't let him have a party? Holy shit.
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That's why men has trust issues . 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well honestly I have a friend who has like G sized boobs and she has to wear multiple bras, she even has to wear 2 sports bras for sleeping. She thinks of having a reduction though because her back suffers a lot. Maybe this girl has the same problem, we can't tell as we can only see her back.
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ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah dude, and you've got a NASA Space Center which is awesome. Science rules. I didn't mean to hate on Texas, it was supposed to be a stereotype that would demonstrate my point. Many people imagine Bible-thumping rednecks when they hear "Texas" or "southern states" which I meant as a demonstration of the fact that religious fundamentalism doesn't only exist in the third world.