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This needs to happen!!! 5 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
So I don't remember the Disney movie (I should totally watch it again sometime) and whether his adoptive parents died or not but didn't Hercules kill Meg and their children in the original mythos?
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u sneaky 3 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
But like... why not be honest with your partner?
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Parties 2 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
When you're just trying to be nice to the weird kid but they latch onto you
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Oh no whatever shall we do? 54 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I have a nice quote for you too, and you should obey it otherwise the Dementors will get you. “We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.” – Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
See? I even cited the source!
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Oh no whatever shall we do? 54 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I haven't seen the episode yet but apparently it appeared in the first episode of the third season of Rick and Morty and everybody wants to try it now. Me too, I guess, but just out of curiosity. I'm also gonna go watch the episode asap.
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Oh no whatever shall we do? 54 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah, guest is probably not fun an parties amirite
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Kitty's New Obsession 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Oh yeah, I did, my bad.
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Oh no whatever shall we do? 54 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I really want to try that sauce though
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Oh no whatever shall we do? 54 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Maybe cause there's no proof it actually exists you fucking McNugget. I could say you're taking unicorns or fairies or dragons too lightly, and it still wouldn't be a valid statement.
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It's not even make sense 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
True :c
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It's not even make sense 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
But I mean wasn't the point here that the kids found the game in the attic or something? A video game probably wouldn't be lying around for a couple decades, and if it was they probably wouldn't even have the console to play it.
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Kitty's New Obsession 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
That's what I thought, too. Maybe OP should "print" black pages – cat is still fascinated by the process and OP will waste neither paper nor ink.
"Man's best friend" 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Holy shit she's skinny. Eat some chocolate, lady, else you'll have health problems.
Meow meow im a cow 10 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
There's a whole music video about dem beeping sheep, just like with Do the Flop! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CZlfbep2LdU
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Yes means no 1 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Who would even come up with the idea of bringing someone you're cheating on your partner with to your house?
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henlo, am pupper. no am actually axoboye, haha, amprin fools! 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Bamboozled again!
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Find the difference 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
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VAMPIRES ARE VALID YOU LYCAN SCUM 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Does that mean you're inbred? Ehehehe
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VAMPIRES ARE VALID YOU LYCAN SCUM 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I lik the bred: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-lik-the-bred?full=1
I made one too!
My name is cat
And wen it's day
Or wen my hooman's
Not away
I don't care if
They're clothed or nude
I lift my paw
I boop le snoot.
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Hmm 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
You got your stuff a bit mixed up, blue…
Ghetto hikes 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
How do you people keep finding these old ass posts?
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Bigger on the inside, a visual history: 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Genie lamp?
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Money is not always better 17 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well, okay, I get the minimum wage thing, McDonalds is for most people a starting job and they have so many employees to handle that even if the CEO decided to cut his pay in half and give the rest to the employees, it wouldn't help them at all because everyone would get like one cent. BUT, they throw away food that's older than 15 minutes yet they "can't afford" to feed their employees? Sheesh.
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Bible app 5 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well it's been some time since he ate the first one, I wouldn't blame him if he got hungry.
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Find the difference 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Shit, I'm sorry, I've never watched Dragon Ball.
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