There's this issue a lot of people have with my country's postal service, and that is that the delivery drivers don't bother with getting out of the vehicle and only stop by the place for a few seconds, then drive away. The reason for that is that getting out of the car and ringing the bell takes some time, and so they instead just stop by the place, let the GPS tracker that's built in their cars check the place as "visited", then drive away. And then they use the time they have saved to take a nap. Then the mailman has to deliver "we missed you" cards the next day and you have to go to the post office (and wait in a long-ass queue) to actually get your package.

So I don't remember the Disney movie (I should totally watch it again sometime) and whether his adoptive parents died or not but didn't Hercules kill Meg and their children in the original mythos?

But like... why not be honest with your partner?

When you're just trying to be nice to the weird kid but they latch onto you

Holy shit she's skinny. Eat some chocolate, lady, else you'll have health problems.

There's a whole music video about dem beeping sheep, just like with Do the Flop! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CZlfbep2LdU

Who would even come up with the idea of bringing someone you're cheating on your partner with to your house?

Bamboozled again!

Genie lamp?

Well, okay, I get the minimum wage thing, McDonalds is for most people a starting job and they have so many employees to handle that even if the CEO decided to cut his pay in half and give the rest to the employees, it wouldn't help them at all because everyone would get like one cent. BUT, they throw away food that's older than 15 minutes yet they "can't afford" to feed their employees? Sheesh.