PS: Happy Easter from the Easter Platypus! 5 comments
ewqua
· 7 years ago
Is… is this an Undertale joke? (Spider donuts)
I just want some affection okay! ;-; 30 comments
ewqua
· 7 years ago
I have one big pillow and two small ones for extra support, like when I roll over or something. C'mon, wanting to be comfortable has nothing to do with loneliness and depression. Like yeah, sleeping with an anime body pillow probably says something about you, but that's about it.
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Cat wants love 5 comments
ewqua
· 7 years ago
My name is cat
And wen I'm sad
Or when my hooman's
Feeling bad
I look at them
They understand
Reach out my paw
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I rub de hand.
(Sorry for spamming, I just really like these poems.)
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And wen I'm sad
Or when my hooman's
Feeling bad
I look at them
They understand
Reach out my paw
…
I rub de hand.
(Sorry for spamming, I just really like these poems.)
Goddammit Hardee's 9 comments
ewqua
· 7 years ago
Savage. In my country we don't have nearly as many fast food chains as the US, we have lots of McDonalds, some KFCs and an occasional Burger King, and our own fast food chain called Bageterie Boulevard which is awesome, but it's hilarious to see them feud on Twitter.
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"If you're under 6 feet don't even talk to me" 18 comments
ewqua
· 7 years ago
1) I've never heard anyone say that. The only people I've seen bitching about it were feminazis on the internet, and nobody cares about their opinions anyways.
2) Try being a tall girl. In my personal experience (aka being constantly picked on by classmates in high school) men are more picky than women when it comes to height, because it hurts their ego to be with a taller girl.
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2) Try being a tall girl. In my personal experience (aka being constantly picked on by classmates in high school) men are more picky than women when it comes to height, because it hurts their ego to be with a taller girl.
Does that happen to you often? 13 comments
ewqua
· 7 years ago
Yeah man, I don't really care about sexualization in porn ads. Those are MEANT to be sexual. But I generally dislike sexualization in (non-porn) movies, ads, video games etc. but not because of any "boo hoo it's sexist" reason. Yes, women are sexualized more often than men but we shouldn't focus only on one part of the problem instead of the problem itself (also women tend to sexualize themselves so it's not like we can blame it on men for giving them attention). The reason why I dislike sexualization is because it's a cheap and easy way to get attention without putting any substance or effort in your product. Case in point, "cosplayers" like Jessica Nigri who shows off her fake tits and gets more praise than someone who spent months working on their cosplay.
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Does that happen to you often? 13 comments
Does that happen to you often? 13 comments
ewqua
· 7 years ago
I think he means the objectification, where I would definitely agree with him. Even on non-porn sites there's a lot of ads that just have a hot woman in them as an attention-gaining strategy.
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Virginity protection level 100 15 comments
The premise of every horror film 14 comments
Because it makes the site less fun... 60 comments
A better answer doesn't exist 16 comments
ewqua
· 7 years ago
Do you want to lose your gf? Because that's how you lose your gf.
Then again if she's a gamer too, she'd probably be playing with you.
Side note: great game for couples (it's splitscreen) – Cortex Command. But mod it because there's not much content without mods.
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Then again if she's a gamer too, she'd probably be playing with you.
Side note: great game for couples (it's splitscreen) – Cortex Command. But mod it because there's not much content without mods.
Did anyone notice this? 6 comments
ewqua
· 7 years ago
*spoilers incoming, don't read if you haven't finished Gravity Falls*
Ooooh what if the world of Rick&Morty is actually the Nightmare realm and Rick is Stanford? You know, like when Mabel was in Bill's prison, it was tailored specifically to her wants and dreams, so similarly a Nightmare realm might be tailored to your biggest nightmares, and even though Stanford didn't know Dipper and Mabel, maybe they appear because Bill met them.
Well, it doesn't make much sense, but damn I wish for a crossover episode!
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Ooooh what if the world of Rick&Morty is actually the Nightmare realm and Rick is Stanford? You know, like when Mabel was in Bill's prison, it was tailored specifically to her wants and dreams, so similarly a Nightmare realm might be tailored to your biggest nightmares, and even though Stanford didn't know Dipper and Mabel, maybe they appear because Bill met them.
Well, it doesn't make much sense, but damn I wish for a crossover episode!
Looks at what they're doing 33 comments
ewqua
· 7 years ago
The same people who post that kind of stuff then turn around and scream "fake news" lol
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Because it makes the site less fun... 60 comments
ewqua
· 7 years ago
I didn't have to google anything. I was making fun of you. But hey getting triggered at jokes works too, I guess.
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Of course what United Airlines did was unacceptable but maybe 35 comments
ewqua
· 7 years ago
I think people are getting outraged at the wrong thing, even if we only take into account the airline thing. People seem to get angry at UA for "overbooking" but I heard that overbooking wasn't the actual issue, the issue was that they needed to make space for their employees. Furthermore, UA didn't order the security guard to beat up a customer. Security guards work for the airport, not a specific airline. Also, again if we only take into account overbooking, UA isn't the only airline that does it. In fact, most (if not all) airlines do. So if anything, we should get angry at the shady practices of the industry itself rather than a specific company.
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Why they do this? 10 comments
ewqua
· 7 years ago
My dad made an email account for me when I was little (though I might've been older than 1 year, I think I was like 5 or 6) so that nobody could take that username/address. I actually still use it but not very often.
Heartwarming story 14 comments
Response from mom 16 comments
ewqua
· 7 years ago
So idk what this common core thing is about, but in my country we were taught that you should substract the digits from each other, so starting from the back we had 7-6 which is 1, 2-1 which is 1, and 4-3 which is 1. If the number above was lower than the number below, for example 123-56, then you'd have to mentally up the number above by 10, so instead of 3-6 you'd mentally do 13-6 and then add the remaning 1 to the next below digit. So 123-56 would be 13-6 which is 7, you put the one to the next below digit so it becomes 12-6 (originally it would be 12-5 but we added the 1) which is 6, again you remember the 1 and then it's 1-1 which is 0. So 123-56 = 67 and I hope that's correct otherwise I'm gonna look like a nutjob.
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Heartwarming story 14 comments
ewqua
· 7 years ago
Well since we're talking about jobs that are completely useless, why the fuck are footballers paid so much? They're paid for kicking a ball AND for whining like little bitches when they get hit. Fucking ridiculous.
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Because it makes the site less fun... 60 comments
ewqua
· 7 years ago
Lol, stop building your arguments on words you've just googled, hun. You're fooling no-one.
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