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"If you're under 6 feet don't even talk to me" 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Generalization is an issue with @chubbee as well. Stupid stupid stupid
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Make your own steampunk weapon 3 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I think it'd look cooler if the ball was like neon blue or green. Still looks awesome though.
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Of course what United Airlines did was unacceptable but maybe 35 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah, if y'all could elaborate on why you disagree instead of blindly downvoting like angry sheep, that would be great.
Trying too hard to get offended 34 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
First? Did they… miss the entire history of cinema?
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Spider catcher 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
*insert manly man picture* Spider catcher? You mean bitch wand?
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Witch mercy cosplay 20 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
"Cosplay"
PS: Happy Easter from the Easter Platypus! 5 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Is… is this an Undertale joke? (Spider donuts)
I just want some affection okay! ;-; 30 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I have one big pillow and two small ones for extra support, like when I roll over or something. C'mon, wanting to be comfortable has nothing to do with loneliness and depression. Like yeah, sleeping with an anime body pillow probably says something about you, but that's about it.
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Jack and Jill went up the Hill 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Old but gold
Cat wants love 5 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
My name is cat
And wen I'm sad
Or when my hooman's
Feeling bad
I look at them
They understand
Reach out my paw

I rub de hand.
(Sorry for spamming, I just really like these poems.)
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Goddammit Hardee's 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Savage. In my country we don't have nearly as many fast food chains as the US, we have lots of McDonalds, some KFCs and an occasional Burger King, and our own fast food chain called Bageterie Boulevard which is awesome, but it's hilarious to see them feud on Twitter.
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"If you're under 6 feet don't even talk to me" 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
1) I've never heard anyone say that. The only people I've seen bitching about it were feminazis on the internet, and nobody cares about their opinions anyways.
2) Try being a tall girl. In my personal experience (aka being constantly picked on by classmates in high school) men are more picky than women when it comes to height, because it hurts their ego to be with a taller girl.
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Does that happen to you often? 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah man, I don't really care about sexualization in porn ads. Those are MEANT to be sexual. But I generally dislike sexualization in (non-porn) movies, ads, video games etc. but not because of any "boo hoo it's sexist" reason. Yes, women are sexualized more often than men but we shouldn't focus only on one part of the problem instead of the problem itself (also women tend to sexualize themselves so it's not like we can blame it on men for giving them attention). The reason why I dislike sexualization is because it's a cheap and easy way to get attention without putting any substance or effort in your product. Case in point, "cosplayers" like Jessica Nigri who shows off her fake tits and gets more praise than someone who spent months working on their cosplay.
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Does that happen to you often? 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Oooh ok I got it wrong. Well anyway I'm not taking my two cents back lol
Does that happen to you often? 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I think he means the objectification, where I would definitely agree with him. Even on non-porn sites there's a lot of ads that just have a hot woman in them as an attention-gaining strategy.
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Virginity protection level 100 15 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
"I'm gonna get what I want" what a fuckboi
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Quiet holding Quiet 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Titties faker than Fox News' sources lol
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Going pusstal 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
"Illegimitate"
The premise of every horror film 14 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Pfft, the only Supernatural I believe in is the TV series. (It's awesome)
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Because it makes the site less fun... 60 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
No actually in my country it's Easter holiday right now.
A better answer doesn't exist 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Do you want to lose your gf? Because that's how you lose your gf.
Then again if she's a gamer too, she'd probably be playing with you.
Side note: great game for couples (it's splitscreen) – Cortex Command. But mod it because there's not much content without mods.
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Did anyone notice this? 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
*spoilers incoming, don't read if you haven't finished Gravity Falls*
Ooooh what if the world of Rick&Morty is actually the Nightmare realm and Rick is Stanford? You know, like when Mabel was in Bill's prison, it was tailored specifically to her wants and dreams, so similarly a Nightmare realm might be tailored to your biggest nightmares, and even though Stanford didn't know Dipper and Mabel, maybe they appear because Bill met them.
Well, it doesn't make much sense, but damn I wish for a crossover episode!
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Looks at what they're doing 33 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
The same people who post that kind of stuff then turn around and scream "fake news" lol
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Because it makes the site less fun... 60 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I didn't have to google anything. I was making fun of you. But hey getting triggered at jokes works too, I guess.
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