Ewqua

ewqua


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Don't be tricked by her 12 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I'm honestly really lazy so I only shave when I wear revealing clothing or am about to get laid. But my boyfriend shaves his armpits and private parts too so it's good because it's not a one-sided thing. I hate it when guys expect women to be perfectly shaved but don't even shave their jungle of a neckbeard. Luckily I only met two or three people like that so it's not a common occurence.
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Wow, that car is in tip-top shape 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah… that's why I wanna buy some 60s or 70s classic, because they really last if you take care of them. Or maybe, if the technology keeps improving at the rate it is now, I'll be able to 3D print a car. How cool would that be?
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Good luck finding a guy now 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
The hair would also look very different, I think
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to all the awesome guys and girls who love mushy romance 40 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah but it's just kinda funny/kinda sad sometimes
Ouch! 2 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Oh did they? I only know they slept together on one episode. Ha!
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to all the awesome guys and girls who love mushy romance 40 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Me: "Perpetuating gender stereotypes is bad."
Someone: *downvotes*
What the fuck is wrong with people?
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When the whole family exercises 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Geese are usually feckin' bastards. He must be glad that it didn't attack him.
You go, Mary 38 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Especially since they have no arguments, just their own wishful thinking. I guess not everyone prefers the ugly truth from the pretty lies they tell themselves.
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Just when you think you have seen everything 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I guess I found my new ringtone.
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You go, Mary 38 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Also a possibility.
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Society doesn't say that 23 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Old conservative people say that, like my grandparents and their friends. And then they get mad that I refuse to fuck up my feet by wearing high heels and fuck up my skin by wearing makeup. Their reasoning? "That's what girls are supposed to do!"
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Karma protected him 17 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
She did it while they were on a motorcycle? Dayum, she's not only crazy, she's also dumb af. Also are helmets not a thing in Cambodia?
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I think you need to tone it down a bit 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
It's cool. Most of us kinda concluded that this is the fault of Tumblrettes, not yours.
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You go, Mary 38 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Exactly. As I said, doesn't mean that the person can't one day actually befriend their idol, but a signed piece of paper isn't proof of anything. It's like saying "My favourite artist sold me their signed piece of art, how special I am!" No, idiot, that's what they do, it's their job.
And it seems that the downvote stalker is on my back too. Hey asshole, don't you have anything better to do? Or is your life really filled with so much hate and bitterness that you just downvote other people's civil discussions?
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Too bad? 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
You know what also kinda hurts? Realizing that someone's been nice to you or even pretended to be your friend for months/years only because he thought it'd get him laid. Y'all cry about friendzone but realize how bad it is for us as well. Sure, there are girls who exploit it and I despise those, but ya know, pretending to be someone's friend just because there's a chance of fucking them later? Also not nice.
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You go, Mary 38 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
@rosebud
I've got two points to make.
Firstly, I completely agree with your original statement. The fact that they got it signed doesn't mean that they really mean anything to Dan and Phil. The guys just signed a piece of paper. They have millions of fans, they sign papers all day when they're on a con. It's good to meet your idols and I'm really not trying to take it from anyone that they can actually become friends with their idols as well, however let's be realistic, a signed piece of paper isn't really proof that you mean something to them.
Secondly, I hate people who downvote without saying why as well. It just shows that they have no valid argument to make. If you disagree with someone and can't even say why, you're either too lazy to participate in a discussion or your arguments are not principled and coherent enough to be formed in a comment, in which case I'm sorry for you and you should sort things out in your head.
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Odd kitten 1 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
They even got the same color patterns <3
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Worst nightmare. 26 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
"You all" I was JUST literally advocating that they can do whatever they want, as long as it's consensual. Please don't lump me in with these judgmental assholes.
(Here I thought that sticking your nose in other people's bedrooms was just what old redneck fundamentalists do. Apparently not.)
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Worst nightmare. 26 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Which was a reference to what, exactly?
I think you need to tone it down a bit 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
True. Despite the crazy SJWs, there's still some good fandom content on there though.
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to all the awesome guys and girls who love mushy romance 40 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
You don't have to announce your arrival, guest.
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to all the awesome guys and girls who love mushy romance 40 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah I fully agree, I'm a girl and I genuinely dislike RomComs, I hate when someone gives me flowers because it's a totally useless thing and you're just killing a poor flower, I think slow romantic music and dimmed lights are annoying and cringy and all I really want is someone who will eat pizza, play video games and listen to Black Sabbath with me. Yet I've always been pushed into liking "girly" stuff (not so much by my parents who are fairly liberal, but my grandparents are just the epitome of Conservatives) which is honestly just wrong. We shouldn't expect people to behave a certain way just because they have this or that between their legs.
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I think you need to tone it down a bit 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Why you gotta specify "white" tho?
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Remember to cover your chumstick 2 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Soooo… what is actually in those Spongebob boxes? Candy?
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Worst nightmare. 26 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
We were not talking about that. You either don't know what you're talking about or are making a false equivalence on purpose, and I'm not sure which is worse. willfree suggested that if a couple has an arrangement that the partner can sleep with someone else on a certain occasion, that it's entirely their thing and nobody should be able to talk into their own private business. As long as there's consent, it's good. In the case of this post there was obviously no such arrangement, that's why the guy cancelled the wedding. But there are couples with such arrangements out there, and no nosey judgmental twat should be able to control what they do in their own bedroom.
I suggest you go back and read all the comments in this thread before commenting, it will help you avoid such an embarrassment in the future.