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Men are very unique sometimes 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
It's just nicknames, they can change them any time, who cares.
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oh ok. 48 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Are you seriously advocating going back to the 50s mindset and making women stay at home, since they're "so obviously complaining about being treated badly in the workplace?" What the fuck?
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Oh, snap 19 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Brigitte wasn't either. She was at the same school, yes, but she wasn't HIS teacher. That's what people made up to, I don't know, smear Macron for no reason I guess. And you believed it. Good job. (They actually only met when she directed a school play he was in, she wasn't his regular teacher.)
And it's not like she was some pedo teacher who made advances on him. It was him telling her that once he comes back from uni, he'll marry her. It was him making all the advances.
So please learn some facts before commenting. Thank you.
oh ok. 48 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
^ Yeah exactly, women being introduced into the workplace in a position equal to men is a VERY recent thing. And businesses are not helping by making you choose between children and work. It's partly the reason why so many people are having children so late, because first they have to get enough money to afford one family member not working for a while plus taking care of the kid(s). But having children in your 30s is already a risk for your and their health.
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Oh, snap 19 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah Kathy Griffin's recently been acting like an annoying bitch, but honestly making fun of Macron and his wife is just hypocritical. Not only is this a tabloid type of comment instead of focusing on his policies (from what little I know about him, Molyneux is a Youtube political commentator, right?), most people who make the same joke had absolutely nothing to say about the Trumps, between whom there's the same age difference as between the Macrons. Also, Trump chose Melania because she's good looking. Macron chose Brigitte because she's intelligent (actually one of his top advisors) and has a great personality.
I don't watch Molyneux and I can't form a coherent opinion about him from this tweet alone, maybe he's principled in everything else, but this is just hypocritical and dumb.
And yes I know it's supposed to be a joke. But again, jokes are supposed to be funny.
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oh ok. 48 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I get that, what I mean is what do you do after those few sick days end. A newborn can't take care of itself while you're spending 8-12 hours at work.
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Serena kozakura 17 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I'm guessing it's a Naruto reference but I stopped watching a few years ago so I don't quite get it.
In terms of the boob thing, though, yes. It's possible to make your boobies look smaller by wearing a couple sports bras, because boobs are basically 90% squish. (It's science.) But it's very, very uncomfortable. I have a dress that looks really bad when I wear my normal bra, because my boobs make the waistline go way up and the whole shape of the dress gets wacky, so I wear sports bras under it. A lot of other clothes look weird on me too because my boob to waist ratio is too big and so stuff that fits my boobs is too baggy on my waist and vice versa.
You can see it on the lady in the picture as well, the pink sweatshirt (or whatever that is) she's wearing should normally be reaching up to your hips, but it ends at her waist due to boobs.
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oh ok. 48 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Who's gonna take care of your kid though? Sick days are cool and all since your lady parts need to heal, but your kid is not just gonna change its diapers.
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This man knows his priorities 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
50 people and nobody did anything? Smh.
Never thought of it that way 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well, earthquakes are coming from the inside of the Earth. So it's less of a chimichanga snd more of a muscle twitch or bowel movement.
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oh ok. 48 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
You don't have paid family leave in the US?
So do they just fire a woman when she becomes pregnant, or do they keep her in the company but not pay her at all…?
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Serena kozakura 17 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well… if you wear enough sports bras, they can shrink a lot. Mine go from DD to A when I wear two tight sports bras, and no it isn't comfortable at all but if she wanted to do the perfect crime, that's how she could do it.
Edit: Unless her boobs are fake. I imagine that fake boobs don't squish as much because they have silicone in them. I don't know, though, never had 'em.
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Don't...ever do this... 14 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
"Among my many talents…" "All women are two-faced, they just want douchebags…" "I'll never do anything for any female ever." Yup. I bet he calls himself a nice guy.
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Sh'es just as creepy 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I thought that in order to really preserve something, you have to keep it in formaldehyde…
Sh'es just as creepy 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
C'mon, I'm pretty sure it would rot and be nothing but a pile of worms after 30 years.
Wolverine illusion 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Maybe his nose turned into the Avatar
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Better look at yourself first 12 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I don't wear makeup on my selfie (I don't wear it irl either lol) and it was taken after a pretty tough hike up a hill so I'm kinda sweaty on it. Still looks decent though.
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Try this in america, see how it goes 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I think some people would be glad, some people would scream "but muh family values". And yes WBC would probably lose their shit.
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Bag those doggos 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Ok so I've never been to New York so excuse me if I'm totally in the wrong here, but in most places I've been to, the subway becomes a drug den or a homeless hotel after dark. Maybe they should address that problem before banning dogs who are mostly completely harmless?
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What? 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Isn't there also XYY? It occurs in men and makes them taller but also sometimes causes learning problems and lower IQ.
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Just no 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Nice try but it's actually just from the word "new". News as in new things.
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The Queen of Denmark 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Oh yeah, I totally get what you mean. Passively inhaling the smoke hurts one's health too. Not as much as smoking itself, but it does. That's why every smoker should have the basic decency to smoke in open spaces, not closed rooms. That way the smoke can disperse before anyone else inhales it.
That's also why I think that restaurants should have yards or balconies for smokers to get a smoking break instead of just a smoking/non-smoking section that usually aren't even properly secluded and the smoke spreads through the whole restaurant anyway.
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Never nuke a country twice 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
In fact female hyenas have (on average) a bigger pseudo-penis than the males' penis. So they saw a male with a big dick and thought it was a female.
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Pretty sure I would have same reaction 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah, it sometimes feels like I have a downvote stalker on my back. Maybe it's just someone being butthurt that I disagreed with them, or a random troll.
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Pretty sure I would have same reaction 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Oh for fuck's sake, people downvote jokes now?
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