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Oh, snap 19 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Maybe because you started off with a completely false statement and then called me a bitch for correcting you?
Yeah she was married, she divorced her husband years after Macron left the school.
Besides, you're complaining that I couldn't refute it? That's hilarious. So you're telling me that you didn't even google it, and somehow it's my job to correct you on stuff I've already told you to learn something about? Did you even look anything up about them or are you just throwing a hissyfit because I so meanly corrected you? For fuck's sake, I thought this was the internet, not elementary school.
So, I repeat my previous statement, please learn some facts before commenting.
oh ok. 48 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
So, ultimately, unless you or your partner has landed an extremely well paying job, you're faced with this choice. You can be the single most responsible person on the planet and you'll still face this conundrum. And of course, men can take care of the children too. If only the "family values" supporters didn't constantly bitch and moan about it breaking the "traditional family" or whatever bullshit they're advocating.
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ewqua · 7 years ago
@famousone "You don't have a proper argument" and you do? I have more than enough arguments but that comment shocked me so much I responded the way I did. Lovely how you say "don't put words in his mouth" but then assume things that just aren't true about me. Not hypocritical at all.
"Worked then, works now."
That's what I was quoting. It worked back then, just nevermind human rights and all that silly stuff.
I'm all for individual responsibility. But when a company tells you "you only have enough time to give birth and heal for a bit, otherwise we'll fire you", then there is a problem. As I said, newborns can't take care of themselves. At the same time, a single breadwinner isn't enough to feed a family nowadays. So women have to choose between having a kid early while they're healthy and fertile, but risking financial problems, or having a kid late when the family's stockpiled a bit of money, but risking possible health issues that the mother or the kid could have.
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Oh, snap 19 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Oh I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings with FACTS? Did I offend you by telling you to learn about a topic before making a comment on it? Did the truth offend you so much that you had to respond with an ad hominem attack? How very sad.
Patrick, everyone 1 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
The way his hat joins with his torso from the previous panel kinda makes it look like a mermaid tail.
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Men are very unique sometimes 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
It's just nicknames, they can change them any time, who cares.
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oh ok. 48 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Are you seriously advocating going back to the 50s mindset and making women stay at home, since they're "so obviously complaining about being treated badly in the workplace?" What the fuck?
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Oh, snap 19 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Brigitte wasn't either. She was at the same school, yes, but she wasn't HIS teacher. That's what people made up to, I don't know, smear Macron for no reason I guess. And you believed it. Good job. (They actually only met when she directed a school play he was in, she wasn't his regular teacher.)
And it's not like she was some pedo teacher who made advances on him. It was him telling her that once he comes back from uni, he'll marry her. It was him making all the advances.
So please learn some facts before commenting. Thank you.
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ewqua · 7 years ago
^ Yeah exactly, women being introduced into the workplace in a position equal to men is a VERY recent thing. And businesses are not helping by making you choose between children and work. It's partly the reason why so many people are having children so late, because first they have to get enough money to afford one family member not working for a while plus taking care of the kid(s). But having children in your 30s is already a risk for your and their health.
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Oh, snap 19 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah Kathy Griffin's recently been acting like an annoying bitch, but honestly making fun of Macron and his wife is just hypocritical. Not only is this a tabloid type of comment instead of focusing on his policies (from what little I know about him, Molyneux is a Youtube political commentator, right?), most people who make the same joke had absolutely nothing to say about the Trumps, between whom there's the same age difference as between the Macrons. Also, Trump chose Melania because she's good looking. Macron chose Brigitte because she's intelligent (actually one of his top advisors) and has a great personality.
I don't watch Molyneux and I can't form a coherent opinion about him from this tweet alone, maybe he's principled in everything else, but this is just hypocritical and dumb.
And yes I know it's supposed to be a joke. But again, jokes are supposed to be funny.
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oh ok. 48 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I get that, what I mean is what do you do after those few sick days end. A newborn can't take care of itself while you're spending 8-12 hours at work.
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Serena kozakura 17 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I'm guessing it's a Naruto reference but I stopped watching a few years ago so I don't quite get it.
In terms of the boob thing, though, yes. It's possible to make your boobies look smaller by wearing a couple sports bras, because boobs are basically 90% squish. (It's science.) But it's very, very uncomfortable. I have a dress that looks really bad when I wear my normal bra, because my boobs make the waistline go way up and the whole shape of the dress gets wacky, so I wear sports bras under it. A lot of other clothes look weird on me too because my boob to waist ratio is too big and so stuff that fits my boobs is too baggy on my waist and vice versa.
You can see it on the lady in the picture as well, the pink sweatshirt (or whatever that is) she's wearing should normally be reaching up to your hips, but it ends at her waist due to boobs.
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oh ok. 48 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Who's gonna take care of your kid though? Sick days are cool and all since your lady parts need to heal, but your kid is not just gonna change its diapers.
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This man knows his priorities 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
50 people and nobody did anything? Smh.
Never thought of it that way 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well, earthquakes are coming from the inside of the Earth. So it's less of a chimichanga snd more of a muscle twitch or bowel movement.
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oh ok. 48 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
You don't have paid family leave in the US?
So do they just fire a woman when she becomes pregnant, or do they keep her in the company but not pay her at all…?
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Serena kozakura 17 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well… if you wear enough sports bras, they can shrink a lot. Mine go from DD to A when I wear two tight sports bras, and no it isn't comfortable at all but if she wanted to do the perfect crime, that's how she could do it.
Edit: Unless her boobs are fake. I imagine that fake boobs don't squish as much because they have silicone in them. I don't know, though, never had 'em.
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Don't...ever do this... 14 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
"Among my many talents…" "All women are two-faced, they just want douchebags…" "I'll never do anything for any female ever." Yup. I bet he calls himself a nice guy.
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Sh'es just as creepy 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I thought that in order to really preserve something, you have to keep it in formaldehyde…
Sh'es just as creepy 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
C'mon, I'm pretty sure it would rot and be nothing but a pile of worms after 30 years.
Wolverine illusion 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Maybe his nose turned into the Avatar
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Better look at yourself first 12 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I don't wear makeup on my selfie (I don't wear it irl either lol) and it was taken after a pretty tough hike up a hill so I'm kinda sweaty on it. Still looks decent though.
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Try this in america, see how it goes 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I think some people would be glad, some people would scream "but muh family values". And yes WBC would probably lose their shit.
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Bag those doggos 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Ok so I've never been to New York so excuse me if I'm totally in the wrong here, but in most places I've been to, the subway becomes a drug den or a homeless hotel after dark. Maybe they should address that problem before banning dogs who are mostly completely harmless?
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What? 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Isn't there also XYY? It occurs in men and makes them taller but also sometimes causes learning problems and lower IQ.
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