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WLTH 144: hating white people is funny and trendy 29 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Hurricane Leprechaun. People would just laugh at that. But naming them after badass mythical creatures like a Chimera, hell yes I'm down.
Edit: or maybe mythological characters' names. Like hurricane Zeus, hurricane Gabriel, etc.
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WLTH 144: hating white people is funny and trendy 29 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/01/health/female-hurricanes-deadlier-than-male-hurricanes-trnd/index.html
@geluregis is right.
Now the study has some setbacks (for example it includes years when hurricanes were only named after women), however there is a solid base to it, especially in that survey that basically presented the same names, only male and female versions, and people were more afraid of the male versions. People just take feminine things less seriously than masculine. Which is honestly sad, not only because it shows that women are being taken less seriously by default, but also because many people died and are going to die because of their own stupid prejudice towards feminine names.
We should just name the next hurricane Sparkly Rainbow Princess to see how many people are actually dumb enough to judge a deadly wind purely by its name.
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Top 10 anime battles 2 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I'm guessing that the fact that the channel's name and avatar are so obviously Russian is a part of the joke?
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How would cartoons look like people 24 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
@guest It's not about being a politically correct SJW or whichever buzzword people like to use these days. Lion King is set in Africa, therefore it is FACTUALLY correct for them to be black. Smh so many people confuse political and factual correctness.
Political correctness would be like saying "There should be more minorities in Brave so people of colour don't feel left out." Factual correctness is saying "Nuh uh, it's set in medieval Scotland, and Scottish people are pretty fucking white, especially back in the middle ages where intercotinental migration was pretty nonexistent." This is the same case. Most people in Africa are black, which is not PC, it's a FACT.
@creativedragonbaby Their fur is yellow, so according to your logic they should be Asian?
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Be Careful Who You Call Ugly in Middle School 23 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Ok but like why is old Flash one of the most muscular ones in there? It makes more sense that he'd be lean, not buff. Captain America looks like a wimp compared to the Flash!
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Amazing underground fridge 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Imagine going for a midnight snack, tripping and breaking your neck.
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Mah little heart can't take it 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/8j9Egu1
Hello I will see you in hell also
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Welcome Sign for Approaching Bible Thumpers 3 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Ah, I see that y'all either didn't get my reference to Troutianity or did get it but hate me for it, for some reason.
Or maybe I was just downvoted by a butthurt Bible thumper.
Edit: I see the butthurt Bible thumper strikes again! Hah, that should be a supervillain name.
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Welcome Sign for Approaching Bible Thumpers 3 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Ha! I'd totally put that up if I had a dog. I only have fish though… maybe I could make a joke about Cod and the Holy Bubble.
Formal essays 3 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
To be fair it is kind of cringy to put a smiley face on a formal essay.
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Troy confesses 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Ffs what is it with people downvoting neutral comments and questions these days?
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Humor helps people discuss some of the tougher subjects 31 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Oh wow, downvotes? I mean I'm not surprised you people are against education, but honestly what the hell?
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Troy confesses 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I just googled who Clive Owen is and… I don't think he's very attractive. Does that make me weird?
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Low miles? 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Trashy comment.
I don't agree with the post either but that comment is just rude.
Low miles? 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yes but I meant the tight part. Vajayjays don't loosen with sex, quite on the contrary, you can learn to contract muscles in there and make it tighter whenever you want.
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He nailed it 10 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Lol I got a chocolate bar when I graduated high school with straight A's.
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Bad luck briana 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
She deserved it for poking the holes in the condoms in the first place. Karma's a bitch.
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Humor helps people discuss some of the tougher subjects 31 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
If you tell a child "don't do that cause I said so", they will try it eventually, because it's like the forbidden fruit for them. You need to educate them on the subject and tell them why exactly they shouldn't do that.
Low miles? 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
That's, uh, not how vaginas work at all.
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Humor helps people discuss some of the tougher subjects 31 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
What do you need then? Sex ed. Who protests against sex ed? Check my previous comment.
Humor helps people discuss some of the tougher subjects 31 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
To be honest I have heard these thoughts from the same people, aka the fundamentalist Christian right wing. But that's only my personal experience.
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That's a lot of orange juice 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Huh, that's pretty cool. Fruit juices are much better for you than sugary drinks like Coke or Mountain Dew. They're just kinda expensive, at least where I live.
KNOCK FIRST 3 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I like both but yeah I probably spent more time on San Andreas. There are so many more areas to explore, while Vice City is kinda small. Also the fact that you can't swim in VC made me rage quit so many times.
Also dat plot twist tho.
Elephants foot compared to humans foot 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
C'mon… this can't be real, can it? I'm pretty shocked by this.
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