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Blame it all on Millennials 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I wouldn't say "insulting" but rather boring. Going to the same chains all the time may bore you after a time, though personally I (and really most people I know, though I'm not a millenial but a gen Z kid) prefer making my own food rather than eating out. And as pretentious as this "I only ever go to family-owned/small businesses" kind of approach may seem, it will be beneficial in the long run as it will help create competition and prevent megacorporations like McDonalds from creating a monopoly. And really, nobody should blame a whole generation for having different preferences than the last one. It's the companies' lack of flexibility that is the problem, not "the gerd dermn youngsters".
That said, the two articles come from two different sources so we can't really blame anyone for this contradiction. (At least I think they're not connected… right? I'm not American so I'm not fully familiar with American news networks)
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The Gay Agenda 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Pfft, you ignorant person. The gay agenda is obviously to TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8
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Why are we still debating this 28 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
"Tiny brains" yeah good to see how the "big brain" guy here resorts to petty, shallow insults instead of debating and presenting actual ideas.
See the thing is, the guy who invented the format is a programmer, not a linguist. He has no authority whatsoever in dictating how it's pronounced, that's something that should be left to the linguists. And linguistically, whenever there's a word with a G, then a vowel and then an F, the G is hard. For example gaffe, gift, guff. Gift is the closest in terms of pronunciation, and it is pronounced with a hard G. As to what concerns words that have a G-vowel-other consonant besides F and are pronounced with a soft G (like gym, geography, gem), a lot of them (if not all) are of foreign origin (oftentimes Latin), so they don't follow English pronunciation rules.
That's my reasoning anyway. Now do you have a counterargument or are you just going to call me a tiny brain or some other buzzword that makes you feel better about yourself?
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The Gay Agenda 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Oh no, the gays want to be tolerated and have equal rights? Horrible discriminatory opinions that stem from nothing else but a religious belief and are not backed by empirical evidence are looked down upon? The horror!
(Actually it's hilarious that someone could say something like that and seriously mean it.)
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Throwing shade 3 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Mater's the best character tho. He's hilarious.
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I'm sexy and I know it 21 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
That doesn't even look human. Where is its head? Where does it begin and end?
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When mom asks if my exam went well 3 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Literally me today. My teacher is known for being super moody and when he's in a bad mood, no matter how much you studied, he'll ask you an impossible question and kick you out. That's what happened to me and other people today. Funny thing is, a few days ago he let people pass even though they didn't study at all, just because he was in a good mood that day.
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Aleister Crowley 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
This guy has the name of two of my favourite fictional characters – Alistair from Dragon Age and Crowley from Supernatural.
Also hell yeah, Ozzy. I've recently discovered Iron Man by Black Sabbath (don't blame me I was born in '96) and I listen to it all day every day. I also play it on Musiverse (it's like Audiosurf for mobile devices) when I'm bored.
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Where? 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
That feeling when a kid show is deeper than a lot of adult shows.
When you look up savage in the dictionary 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
He looks a bit like Sid from Toy Story.
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The dream 5 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
A sleeping mask really helps, at least to me. I normally wake up at 6:30 but with a mask I can sleep till 8 or 9. The first time I put it on I slept till 11 which is probably the first and only time in my life I slept so late. I guess it's because they block the sunlight. I don't know how much they cost because I got mine on an airplane but they're probably pretty cheap.
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Get offa me! 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Oh yeah, I see it now… damn. I knew (most) starfish were carnivorous but biting through shells just like that? Not gonna lie, that information took me by surprise.
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Get offa me! 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Me when I see a bug on me. "Nope nope nope nope."
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Can't believe I've never considered this until today 1 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
C'mon that's pretty old information.
But yeah it's brutal.
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Porsche spins out of control trying to keep up with Tesla 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Not to mention a lot of oil the US imports comes from Saudi Arabia, one of the most fundamentalist Muslim countries with implemented religious law, gender inequality, disregard for human rights… sure, the wheels of the economy have to spin, but isn't there a better way? People always bring up "the economy" and "jobs" when talking about environmentally friendly matters. But they don't realize that taking care of the environment would actually create a fuckton of jobs that can't be outsourced. But that would mean raising taxes which so many people (especially republicans) fear like a boogeyman.
How would cartoons look like people 24 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
@creativedragonbaby Oh so NOW you're saying that lions are yellow-ish? After making a comment that them being depicted as white "matches the color of their fur"? After I called you out on it and you said I was racist?
They live in Africa, they should be black. That's it. Factually correct and we don't have to argue about political correctness.
Shower thoughts 20 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I think crocs are perfect when you go to a beach. They don't get destroyed when they get wet so you can just wash them, if you're on a vacation in a tiny hotel bathroom and you want to clean your shoes and feet at the same time you can just shower in them, you can easily cross a river in them… basically the big advantage is that you don't have to worry about them getting wet, which can be very practical. They're also pretty comfy imo. I wouldn't wear them anywhere else though, there are better looking shoes out there. Then again I think plain black crocs are still more tasteful than some sandals or bedazzled glittery stillettos or sneakers with high heels. Who tf came up with sneakers with high heels?!
Edit: I just went to their website and they sell other shoes besides clogs (aka the sterotypical weird shaped crocs). Some of them are nice, they have flat shoes, flip flops or sandals as well, probably out of the same material. Not bad, actually.
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Panorama fail actually improved the photo 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yup! Glad you got it.
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It actually looks exactly like that 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
What does it look like irl?
Give some to me too 2 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I thought this was about Pokémon berries for a second.
"the sex number" 21 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Ha! I was about to write the same but you were faster. If I worked at a coffee place, I'd totally be nerding out at that. I'd even do my best Palpatine impression.
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I'd shapeshift into a bird and escape responsibilities for a day 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Not gonna lie, I'd totally use this to look hotter.
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Panorama fail actually improved the photo 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
C'mon dude, it's just a typo. I would understand your rage if he wrote something like "defiantly" since it's a completely different word, but this is just a silly typo. So calm your nuts.
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Panorama fail actually improved the photo 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Not gonna lie, that's actually awesome.
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Machete 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well, for what it's worth, he's a good guy in Spy Kids.
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