Let's hope he doesn't get in trouble for this like Count Dankula (the dude who taught a pug to do the Nazi salute and respond to "gas the Jews")

Ya know I get that it's a joke but this is to all dudes who may be wondering: some women probably wear ponytails cause fashion, I don't know, I can't speak for literally all of us, but many women including me don't give a damn about fashion and only wear the most practical thing. If you have long hair in the summer, your neck and face are gonna sweat like a motherfucker unless you put it up in a ponytail or bun. If it rains and you don't have an umbrella, tying your hair up in a tight bun will make it not get as wet as if it was down. It's good for working out because you usually bounce around or run or do some yoga poses or whatever and your hair would only get in your face. And lastly a ponytail is preferable if you have sensitive skin, because hair constantly poking your pores may irritate your skin and the grease from your hair may brush on your face and clog your pores, which will result in a pimple.
Edit: Also I think that lady in the video looks cute af with that ponytail.

That's bananas!
(Geddit… because the pug is wearing pyjamas with monkeys and monkeys eat bananas… I'll see myself out.)

It's so ironic that someone with a Trump profile picture is spreading fake news.

Are those… the Schleets?!
(https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0By3BdSdwQ8 For anyone who doesn't get it. It's a Dragon Age joke.)

I definitely like this more than regular cemeteries. Seriously, cemeteries are ugly, take up a lot of space and gravestones are made from a non-replenishable material. People go there sometimes to put flowers on a grave but a lot of graves rot as they are forgotten. Trees make oxygen and can be cut down and stuff can be made from them. Ugly cemeteries would be replaced by beautiful forests. It seems like the perfect solution, but last time I expressed this idea I was told that people would protest the idea of their deceased family member's tree being cut down. I think that's just sentimental, people assume that their feelings are more important than the oxygen we breathe or the houses we build from the wood.

Mark Hamill > every other Joker (even though he just gave his voice). To be honest, I don't get all the hate on Leto. Yes, his Joker wasn't very good, but honestly he's a well established actor, we know he can act pretty damn well, but from what I've heard they shot enough footage with him for a whole movie and then they just put a tiny fraction of it in Suicide Squad. I obviously haven't seen the cut clips so I can't tell if they were actually good, but the point I'm trying to make here is that no matter how good you are, if you're given a garbage script and your character is terribly designed (I'm talking about the shiny teeth and tattoos etc.), there's not much you can do.

Les means forest in my mother tongue so it's even funnier.

Mater's the best character tho. He's hilarious.

That doesn't even look human. Where is its head? Where does it begin and end?

Literally me today. My teacher is known for being super moody and when he's in a bad mood, no matter how much you studied, he'll ask you an impossible question and kick you out. That's what happened to me and other people today. Funny thing is, a few days ago he let people pass even though they didn't study at all, just because he was in a good mood that day.

This guy has the name of two of my favourite fictional characters – Alistair from Dragon Age and Crowley from Supernatural.
Also hell yeah, Ozzy. I've recently discovered Iron Man by Black Sabbath (don't blame me I was born in '96) and I listen to it all day every day. I also play it on Musiverse (it's like Audiosurf for mobile devices) when I'm bored.

That feeling when a kid show is deeper than a lot of adult shows.

He looks a bit like Sid from Toy Story.

A sleeping mask really helps, at least to me. I normally wake up at 6:30 but with a mask I can sleep till 8 or 9. The first time I put it on I slept till 11 which is probably the first and only time in my life I slept so late. I guess it's because they block the sunlight. I don't know how much they cost because I got mine on an airplane but they're probably pretty cheap.

Me when I see a bug on me. "Nope nope nope nope."