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She doesn't know what she's talking about 44 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Do u even know who Chelsea Manning is? She's a bloody hero, even if you don't agree with her you gotta acknowledge that.
She doesn't know what she's talking about 44 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Lol I waited for someone to use the "human nature" argument for so long. The memes were right.
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This is the best thing I've seen. 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
"Performance feminism fashion" well I'd be happier if they sold soup instead of this bullshit.
So overused it hurts 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
So I was close! Good to know. Maybe I was too close, seeing as I got downvoted. Maybe someone got offended at the fact that summer hit music videos are so same-y I can easily tell what one is like without ever seeing it.
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So overused it hurts 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I haven't even seen the music video nor do I know what the singer looks like but from my knowledge of summer hit douchebags I'm guessing the guy is a tanned dude with dark hair, a stubble, with the sides of his head trimmed or shaved but slightly longer hair on top, possibly with arm, neck or chest tattoos and maybe wearing sunglasses in the video. And he'd probably be wearing either a tank top or a shirt with rolled up sleeves and the top three or four buttons open. The video is either shot in a club, on a street or near a body of water (such as next to a pool, on a yacht or on a beach).
How close was I?
Try not to get a seizure from stupidity pt. 2 12 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Oooooooh wait a second is that Mark Dice, the conspiracy theory nutjob? I didn't recognize him at first and I thought you were referring to the man who was interviewed, not the interviewer. I get it now.
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This is a legit tourist magazine in Prague 10 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Not gonna lie, I usually have a bitchy resting face even when I'm over the moon.
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Try not to get a seizure from stupidity pt. 2 12 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
What do you mean? Apart from the obvious fact that they chose the biggest dumbasses they could possibly find and who obviously do not represent the average American, what's not credible about it? Do you think the people who were asked were dishonest or even actors? If you're talking about the man at 0:50 specifically, he does sound weird but I just assumed he was just drunk, high, or both.
Communism ftw 19 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Damage control ftw I guess
Communism ftw 19 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
When on Earth did I insult you? By saying I question something? Questioning is one of the lightest forms of criticism, if it even counts as criticism. Furthermore, don't accuse me of not being able to tell the difference when it's you who got extremely defensive over a simple questioning.
See, if you're such a sarcastic asshole, you should be able to deal with other sarcastic assholes, such as myself. You can't claim to be a sarcastic asshole and then get offended and whiny when you meet another sarcastic asshole with a different opinion. That's not how it works. Either you can defend your opinions or you cannot. You can't just throw something out there and get offended when people react to it. That's just their right to free speech. Just like your right to free speech would be to defend it. Next time please without the obvious strawmanning.
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Medicine commercials 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Dude, you're drinking wine. Of course your peepee won't work for a few more hours.
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Communism ftw 19 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
No need to get so defensive. Sorry but it just struck me as weird instead of finding it funny. Humor is entirely subjective and I just expressed my _subjective_ opinion over this post. I never claimed to be the "grand master" of anything, nor did I ever say that anyone should change themselves in order to fit my sense of humor. I just said what I think about this post. Or am I not allowed to say what I think, just because it might hurt someone's "pwecious widdle feewings"? If criticism offends you so much that you have to respond with a temper tantrum, you might want to turn off your internet connection.
Try not to get a seizure from stupidity pt. 2 12 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah, it is.
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Clock weighing down paint on the wall 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Good luck telling the time in about a half of the day lol
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Mid-life crisis when you happen to have money 5 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I thought it was a costume at first and I was like "How tf is your dad so fit?" but it hit me like a second later lol
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Try not to get a seizure from stupidity pt. 2 12 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
As a Central European I got most of them right. I thought Texas is bigger than Alaska (for some reason if you look up a map of the US, Alaska looks twice as small as Texas, but a world map shows it in correct proportions). I didn't realize the video was made during the Obama-Biden term so I said Pence. And I probably wouldn't get the map right. Hell, I'd probably struggle if I was asked to name all the 50 states. But I'm 100% sure I would get the map of Europe right.
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Communism ftw 19 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
"In my country" so in Germany? One could argue that it was true between the world wars as Germany was experiencing hyperinflation, poverty and starvation due to the harsh conditions of the Versailles treaty, but Karl Marx died in 1883, so he had no chance of ever experiencing this. And yes, I know it's supposed to be a joke. But a good joke is clever and makes you laugh, this just made me think "Wait, that's not even close." and subsequently question OP's education and intelligence.
This is a legit tourist magazine in Prague 10 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah of course, I get that cultural difference and I wouldn't expect that from anyone.
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This is a legit tourist magazine in Prague 10 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
As a Czech who visited the US, I have to say this is absolutely true. Americans just smile a lot more. It's not that we Czechs are unhappy, but as the poster said, a smile is reserved for sincere interactions, not to people we've just met. I guess to a foreigner we all look like a bunch of resting bitch faces. But I think it's better than forcing yourself to fake a smile even if you feel unhappy.
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The best festival 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
A-ha! I see it now, thanks
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The best festival 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Which band's logo is the "no lines" text supposed to represent? I recognized all of them except for this one.
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Bamboozled again 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
You thought u got panda but it's a buttcrack! Bamboozled again!
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Only upvote if this is mildly discomforting 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well, guest is right. It is kinda cute.
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Everyone should know about this guy 45 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well the dude is Asian so it wouldn't even make sense for him to be in a WWII concentration camp. But no probs, next time just read more carefully.
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The weird order or english words 17 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah it's the I-A-O rule. Well, that's what I call it anyway, I don't know what it's called officially. If there are two words, I goes before A or O. If there are three words, the order is I-A-O. Examples of this include Big Bad Wolf (as you can see it defies the adjective rule, because of the I-A-O rule), tic-tac-toe, tick tock, ding dong. It just sounds better to put I before A or O. I think they describe it in this article as well: http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20160908-the-language-rules-we-know-but-dont-know-we-know
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