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Designed by thomas heatherwick 3 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Reminds me of Rapture (Bioshock)
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Doggo comp 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
The last one though. So much enthusiasm.
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Don't u think? 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I do that but my smile is usually super awkward so people probably think I'm a creepo.
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And cats 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
The saddest thing about the fact that dogs don't understand our language is that they'll never know how good they are. Sure, they can learn that "good boy/girl" means a good thing, but will they ever know how truly sweet they are?
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And cats 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Lol my grandma's yorkie hates kids and she always chases them and barks at them, maybe your local dogs do too. Or maybe they like her and want her to pet them. That said, my grandma's yorkie is a tiny dog, she doesn't look threatening in the slightest, more like an angry stuffed toy. I understand that your sister would get scared if chased by a large dog.
This is enough for today 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
That is so Frank. I'm not even surprised.
Welcome to the like field, motherfucker!
Looks like you really need your wife 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Aaaand that's how you end up in a hospital.
On a side note, did you seriously not notice? Raw or even undercooked chicken meat is gross!
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I'm the aborted one 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well it's not like they'll be able to kill her AND they'll get a fuckton of money. I'm not saying that what they're doing is right… but if you were raised in a "money money money" mindset like this girl, you'd support it too.
Let us destroy this fool. (NSFW because WHO DOES THAT TO A PIZZA!?!) 21 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
And there's a bunch of people who say it's surprisingly really good! I might try it someday. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4yLJZMKlfA
Gorilla cheeks 14 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Maybe he has a half-gorilla half-human bastard baby.
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Dad jokes 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well his freckles are gone in the last panel, maybe it's working. It's slowly erasing the poor sod.
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Let us destroy this fool. (NSFW because WHO DOES THAT TO A PIZZA!?!) 21 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
What do we know, maybe it's one of the weird but secretly genius foods?
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When food is life 2 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well, apparently if you eat often but in small, low-calorie portions you'll get thinner and you won't feel hungry. But let's be honest who actually has time for that? I'm not a rabbit to munch on carrots all day!
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sad face is sad 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Same. I even have to wear a bra to sleep. No freedom for me ;_;
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I'm dying 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Post-workout showers, so true.
Decisions, decisions 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Heck yeah. But first I'll have to figure out how to get rid of my dust mites allergy…
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Decisions, decisions 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Then there's me who's probably gonna choose dogs. They're good boys.
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And the cool boy sunglasses too 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Lol yeah I remember that. Pretty sure Nostalgia Critic also made a video about it.
Loving Amazon's marketing team! 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Am I the only one who finds the sound of scraping cardboard (while closing a box for example) extremely uncomfortable? It's just… ugh. *cringes*
Oh.. Ehm, hmm 15 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
@guest Question her reputation? You know I just showed you PROOF of her shitty reputation. That's not questioning out of jealousy, that's just showing the truth.
@yukihaki Exactly.
@quekewatto Maybe some do but it's definitely not my case. I'm just against sexualization in general. Not because of any "boo hoo sexism" reason, but in principle, because it takes away from the art of it. And I'm talking about cosplay, games, movies… I just don't like the shitty business practice of "Well, we could put a lot of effort into this project, make it interesting and witty and well made… BUT putting a bunch of half naked people in it will get us the same amount of money sooooo…" You know what I mean? It's a cheap and easy way to get attention and ca$h without putting any effort into your thing, which is what I dislike about it, or any other cheap attention seeking move for that matter.
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The hero called Manbat 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I think he was in one of the games as well, Arkham Knight maybe? Not sure tho.
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Oh.. Ehm, hmm 15 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
And honestly, I just think it's completely ridiculous to sexualize characters like Roadhog or Charizard. Charizard, a fucking Pokémon!
But I don't want to end on a bitter note. Hopefully these two will make you laugh a bit.
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Jessica_Nigri_Natural_Beauty.png
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Jessica_Nigri_Cosplay.jpg
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Oh.. Ehm, hmm 15 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Oh, I am not unprincipled. I hate those thousands too.
Cosplay is a combination of the words "costume" and "play" – aka you're supposed to understand and portray the character's personality too, apart from their looks. If all she does is make a vague titty representation of a character, then she's just wearing a costume, not really cosplaying.
As far as the rumors are concerned, this is what I found:
She has a team of people working on her costumes https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Jessica_Nigri_Sailor_Mars.jpg
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Jessica_Nigri_Death_Knight_4.jpg
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/File:Jessica_Nigri_Death_Knight_Twitter_FWB.png
So the making costumes video might have been a PR stunt to dissolve the rumors. She even wanted the first picture taken down because it exposed her. There was also some scandal with her not crediting the photographer who shot her pictures.
She's super fake but hey anything for attention, right?
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Certainly not good. But better an idiot than a Dictator. 27 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
They'll have to get used to trans people sooner or later. Delaying it won't help much. Now is a good time for a quick discipline break since ISIS was defeated in Mosul, though I suspect their attacks, or rather attacks of radicalized individuals that ISIS will later claim responsibility for, are far from over, and of course Iraq is not the only country with US troops. However, the situation is relatively good right now. Who knows how much worse will it get later? Because if (when) it does, will we just delay it? We can't delay it forever for the sake of morale.
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