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Good news everyone! 124 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
That's sarcasm, right?
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Thank f**k. Lets hope nobody thinks to make a sequel 15 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yes please.
Thank f**k. Lets hope nobody thinks to make a sequel 15 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
For real tho if the sequel was only all of the characters dying and the world getting destroyed in like 10 minutes, I'd go see it.
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It has begun 23 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Ah, I see it now, they invented some kind of slang. Shit's real bruh.
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First "Jihadi free" summer in Aleppo, Syria 10 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
A) I'm really glad that things are looking so good over there. I'm genuinely happy for the people because they had to endure so much. B) that salad looks delicious.
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It has begun 23 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Dude, what if next time it's gonna invent a language that is like English but some words mean different things so that the scientists can't recognize that it's actually saying different stuff and will be able to communicate what it wants with other AIs while being under the radar. You know, like "hug the cute puppies" would mean "kill the evil humans" or whatever sci-fi scenario you can imagine. Then again I haven't done my research and I'm just babbling random shit so excuse that. But still. What if.
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Game with the guy waiting at the laundromat 5 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well… it does look like it.
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1st date vs 3rd date 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I wouldn't hold back on the first date either. I like food more than I like people.
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"Your son's cum is inside me" 3 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
… maybe don't tell her?
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Hulk looks fabulous now 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Ironically enough now he looks more CGI than before.
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Don't you dare talk to me like that 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
That too, I guess.
Don't you dare talk to me like that 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I prefer working out in the evening because then you're tired and fall asleep more easily.
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Designed by thomas heatherwick 3 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Reminds me of Rapture (Bioshock)
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Doggo comp 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
The last one though. So much enthusiasm.
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Don't u think? 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I do that but my smile is usually super awkward so people probably think I'm a creepo.
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And cats 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
The saddest thing about the fact that dogs don't understand our language is that they'll never know how good they are. Sure, they can learn that "good boy/girl" means a good thing, but will they ever know how truly sweet they are?
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And cats 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Lol my grandma's yorkie hates kids and she always chases them and barks at them, maybe your local dogs do too. Or maybe they like her and want her to pet them. That said, my grandma's yorkie is a tiny dog, she doesn't look threatening in the slightest, more like an angry stuffed toy. I understand that your sister would get scared if chased by a large dog.
This is enough for today 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
That is so Frank. I'm not even surprised.
Welcome to the like field, motherfucker!
Looks like you really need your wife 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Aaaand that's how you end up in a hospital.
On a side note, did you seriously not notice? Raw or even undercooked chicken meat is gross!
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I'm the aborted one 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well it's not like they'll be able to kill her AND they'll get a fuckton of money. I'm not saying that what they're doing is right… but if you were raised in a "money money money" mindset like this girl, you'd support it too.
Let us destroy this fool. (NSFW because WHO DOES THAT TO A PIZZA!?!) 21 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
And there's a bunch of people who say it's surprisingly really good! I might try it someday. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4yLJZMKlfA
Gorilla cheeks 14 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Maybe he has a half-gorilla half-human bastard baby.
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Dad jokes 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well his freckles are gone in the last panel, maybe it's working. It's slowly erasing the poor sod.
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Let us destroy this fool. (NSFW because WHO DOES THAT TO A PIZZA!?!) 21 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
What do we know, maybe it's one of the weird but secretly genius foods?
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