Nah man, I just don't like it when people copy or repost stuff without crediting the original author, even more so when they keep the obvious signature of said website. It's like claiming something is yours even though it clearly has a different person's watermark. It's insincere, you know. Also I find the whole long post potato thing dumb but that's just me.

Ha! Inspired by MGSV, no doubt.
They do look practical though.

Hmm, it does indeed. How sad and bitter must one be to follow a post just to downvote a joke thread minutes after a comment is posted in it?

@guest Agreed

Yeah. I think that chokers are like any other accessory, it matters what you pair it with. In this case it's just the most basic choker with clothing that doesn't really fit with it imo.
It seems that people took offense at my joke though.
It's actually quite funny how whenever someone brings up a serious topic, he gets attacked by a swarm of "FUNSUBSTANCE IS FOR FUN!!!1!!" people, but I can't even make a daddy issues joke without getting downvoted to oblivion.

Hmm, either people didn't get my reference and downvoted because they got offended by the word Führer, or we have a serious Fullmetal Alchemist hater on funsubstance! I don't know which scenario is worse.

Exactly, plus the fact that OP puts every single left leaning person in the same bag which he calls "the left" and equates them to the screaming dumbass SJWs shows that his mental capacity doesn't stretch any farther than the mental capacity of these SJWs. It's like calling every single right leaning person a fascist, which again is something only idiot SJWs do.

It's really funny how she almost perfectly replicated the character's clothing BUT had to add the thick dark eyeshadow that makes people look like they suck dick for money (Jenna Marbles reference yay) plus the choker. Kinda screams daddy issues, doesn't it?

Girls do want it as much as guys and there is some legitimate science behind sex and mental health, like your body releasing endorphin and adrenaline and such. But what I believe smitty is talking about is guys making up pseudo-scientific reasons in an attempt to lower women's standards, where I fully agree with him/her because it is low and pathetic. "But sex is good for you!" thanks but I still have standards. I won't sleep with some rando I just met because he threw some pseudo science at me, that's not how it works.

Dude my martial arts reflexes would send the kid flying across the room

Haha thanks, glad I'm not alone in this

It looks cool on small and cute girls, but I'm really tall and have very broad shoulders. I imagine it must look like this http://www.fempop.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/well+done+x+have+a+Batman+in+a+dress+_b2a55b684fd1864453364c24e05c3ae8.png

Good point. Being good looking helps but a personality is needed unless you're one of those golddigger types.