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Kids doing funny things 6 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Hell yeah.
My personal favourite is Flame Princess but it would probably be pretty hard to dress up as her since she's sorta made of fire.
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The plants looks the same too! 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Tbh if it was real it would be pretty damn impressive. Like, her managing to find the exact same clothes and such.
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Rock hard!! 4 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I thought it was Black Dynamite
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Mirage or Product Placement 9 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
He's amazing. I feel sorry for him for getting backstabbed by his ex wife and having to pay so much money in alimony.
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Father and son 9 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
The dad looks like he hasn't aged, only his hair got longer.
Is he an anime character?
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Who is this fool 27 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Quite so. One-sided relationships always have a destructive nature, whether it's a romantic relationship or friendship.
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All due respect 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Well if a British person says "With all due respect…" in most cases it means he/she doesn't respect you at all.
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He's gonna look like a fool 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Well the dude's definitely a Jerry.
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Oreos 7 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
imo Oreo frosting just tastes like sugar. So I also prefer the biscuit
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Real life Android 18 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Yeah, I think I do too, or I used to. I like to debate a lot so in my case it could've been someone butthurt because I disagreed with them, which is so petty I actually feel sorry for the stalker a little bit.
This real Ron Swanson 13 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
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Who is this fool 27 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
That honestly just sounds like you need better friends. I know we can't always choose people around us like in case of family, classmates, coworkers etc. but jeez, sounds like the people around you are selfish arseholes.
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14 things that will make you feel old af 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Nah man, I just don't like it when people copy or repost stuff without crediting the original author, even more so when they keep the obvious signature of said website. It's like claiming something is yours even though it clearly has a different person's watermark. It's insincere, you know. Also I find the whole long post potato thing dumb but that's just me.
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14 things that will make you feel old af 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Dude, if you're going to copy content from 9.gag at least crop out that stupid potato.
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Yeah, buttfeed 23 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Ha! Inspired by MGSV, no doubt.
They do look practical though.
Real life Android 18 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Hmm, it does indeed. How sad and bitter must one be to follow a post just to downvote a joke thread minutes after a comment is posted in it?
Who is this fool 27 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
@guest Agreed
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Who is this fool 27 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Chef Nol sounds like the fuckboyest of fuckboys.
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Yeah, buttfeed 23 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Finally someone else who uses Buttfeed! I thought I was the only one but it seemed weird because it's the most obvious pun insult in the history of obvious pun insults.
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Real life Android 18 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Yeah. I think that chokers are like any other accessory, it matters what you pair it with. In this case it's just the most basic choker with clothing that doesn't really fit with it imo.
It seems that people took offense at my joke though.
It's actually quite funny how whenever someone brings up a serious topic, he gets attacked by a swarm of "FUNSUBSTANCE IS FOR FUN!!!1!!" people, but I can't even make a daddy issues joke without getting downvoted to oblivion.
Tomato fighters 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Hmm, either people didn't get my reference and downvoted because they got offended by the word Führer, or we have a serious Fullmetal Alchemist hater on funsubstance! I don't know which scenario is worse.
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Is the left eating each other? 18 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Exactly, plus the fact that OP puts every single left leaning person in the same bag which he calls "the left" and equates them to the screaming dumbass SJWs shows that his mental capacity doesn't stretch any farther than the mental capacity of these SJWs. It's like calling every single right leaning person a fascist, which again is something only idiot SJWs do.
Real life Android 18 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
It's really funny how she almost perfectly replicated the character's clothing BUT had to add the thick dark eyeshadow that makes people look like they suck dick for money (Jenna Marbles reference yay) plus the choker. Kinda screams daddy issues, doesn't it?
Tomato fighters 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Obviously Bradley, he's the Führer King (yes they actually call him that in FMA) of Amestris, duh!
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It all makes sense now. 10 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Girls do want it as much as guys and there is some legitimate science behind sex and mental health, like your body releasing endorphin and adrenaline and such. But what I believe smitty is talking about is guys making up pseudo-scientific reasons in an attempt to lower women's standards, where I fully agree with him/her because it is low and pathetic. "But sex is good for you!" thanks but I still have standards. I won't sleep with some rando I just met because he threw some pseudo science at me, that's not how it works.
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