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Shut up Shaggy 4 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I make puns like that all the time. My boyfriend always rolls his eyes while I laugh hysterically at my own horrible pun. Sometimes I don't even laugh, I just gasp for air while tears roll down my cheeks and I clap my hands like a retarded seal.
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It's hot! 12 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Of course I know you have to wash the suits, especially in the summer. Hygiene is a "duh" here. What I meant was, you don't have to differentiate between different styles of formal clothing.
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Who is this fool 27 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I lost a wee bit of respect for the poster when they mentioned "the patriarchy" but overall it actually makes a lot of sense. This explains the "nice guy syndrome" and why some men feel used by a woman when she just wants to be friendly.
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It's hot! 12 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I absolutely agree that men should be able to wear something lighter than suits in the summer. At the same time, I don't think that men's dress codes are worse than women's. Many businesses still require women to wear makeup (which clogs your pores and is basically the worst thing you can do if you have sensitive skin, also ffs who wants to spend 20 minutes putting it on each morning?), high heels (that have been proven to fuck up your joints and bones pretty badly if worn every day), hairdo, absolutely no body hair on revealed places, if you wear a skirt or dress it has to be short but not too short, proper accessories and a bag, tights… not to mention men can have one black suit with a few shirts and ties for every opportunity, if they don't drastically gain or lose weight that suit can last for years. Women have to wear different stuff if it's business formal or ball formal or semi-formal and are frowned upon (admittedly, by other women) when they wear the same dress twice in a row.
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Kids doing funny things 6 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
The "sorta made of fire" thing was a reference to an episode of AT, lol. Yeah it probably wouldn't be that hard
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Kids doing funny things 6 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Hell yeah.
My personal favourite is Flame Princess but it would probably be pretty hard to dress up as her since she's sorta made of fire.
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The plants looks the same too! 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Tbh if it was real it would be pretty damn impressive. Like, her managing to find the exact same clothes and such.
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Rock hard!! 4 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I thought it was Black Dynamite
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Mirage or Product Placement 9 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
He's amazing. I feel sorry for him for getting backstabbed by his ex wife and having to pay so much money in alimony.
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Father and son 9 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
The dad looks like he hasn't aged, only his hair got longer.
Is he an anime character?
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Who is this fool 27 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Quite so. One-sided relationships always have a destructive nature, whether it's a romantic relationship or friendship.
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All due respect 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Well if a British person says "With all due respect…" in most cases it means he/she doesn't respect you at all.
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He's gonna look like a fool 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Well the dude's definitely a Jerry.
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Oreos 7 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
imo Oreo frosting just tastes like sugar. So I also prefer the biscuit
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Real life Android 18 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Yeah, I think I do too, or I used to. I like to debate a lot so in my case it could've been someone butthurt because I disagreed with them, which is so petty I actually feel sorry for the stalker a little bit.
This real Ron Swanson 13 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
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Who is this fool 27 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
That honestly just sounds like you need better friends. I know we can't always choose people around us like in case of family, classmates, coworkers etc. but jeez, sounds like the people around you are selfish arseholes.
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14 things that will make you feel old af 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Nah man, I just don't like it when people copy or repost stuff without crediting the original author, even more so when they keep the obvious signature of said website. It's like claiming something is yours even though it clearly has a different person's watermark. It's insincere, you know. Also I find the whole long post potato thing dumb but that's just me.
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14 things that will make you feel old af 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Dude, if you're going to copy content from 9.gag at least crop out that stupid potato.
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Yeah, buttfeed 23 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Ha! Inspired by MGSV, no doubt.
They do look practical though.
Real life Android 18 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Hmm, it does indeed. How sad and bitter must one be to follow a post just to downvote a joke thread minutes after a comment is posted in it?
Who is this fool 27 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
@guest Agreed
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Who is this fool 27 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Chef Nol sounds like the fuckboyest of fuckboys.
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Yeah, buttfeed 23 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Finally someone else who uses Buttfeed! I thought I was the only one but it seemed weird because it's the most obvious pun insult in the history of obvious pun insults.
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Real life Android 18 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Yeah. I think that chokers are like any other accessory, it matters what you pair it with. In this case it's just the most basic choker with clothing that doesn't really fit with it imo.
It seems that people took offense at my joke though.
It's actually quite funny how whenever someone brings up a serious topic, he gets attacked by a swarm of "FUNSUBSTANCE IS FOR FUN!!!1!!" people, but I can't even make a daddy issues joke without getting downvoted to oblivion.