From what I remember from my very few Japanese classes, it says "Woof goes squishy, Meow goes squishy" then the cat with the phone is a joke because "moshi moshi" (a phrase you say when you pick up the phone) sounds like mochi mochi, same with the granny picking up the phone later on. I don't understand the rest, though.

Omg yes yes yes yes yes. I can't wait.

Idk I find it kinda hilarious, like there are so many assholes out there even Hell gets full.
I had a similar dream though, where I was on a cross roads, one sign said Heaven, the other said Hell (weird bc I don't believe in any of these). Naturally, I took the path to Heaven but on my way I had to kill some demons (or maybe they were people?) and I met a woman who ran back, screaming that there is no Heaven. Then I arrived at my objective and there was a hellish looking room (as in, looked like the Hell in the new DOOM – except this dream happened before it was released) with some huge creature in a cage (I think it was a big scary chihuahua... I always knew small dogs were evil), for some reason I tried to free it because it was trapped and then I woke up. I thought about this dream a lot and it actually makes sense, not the part with the chihuahua but the path – if you do bad things because you think it will get you to a good place, then you're not going to a good place.

Wikipedia says this "The number zero does not have its own Roman numeral, but the word nulla (the Latin word meaning "none") was used by medieval scholars in lieu of 0. Dionysius Exiguus was known to use nulla alongside Roman numerals in 525." so yeah, pretty much.

A-ha! I see it now. It's such a forest of masks and coffees it's hard to recognize which one is his.

Oh, sorry. I just thought that you wanted to share since you posted that previous comment. Have a nice day!

Hell yeah.

I usually react negatively to necrobumps but you had a good reason for it. What happened, if you don't mind sharing it?

Why not Satan?

@sir_spiderman while it is true that Abrahamic religions have very fucked up stuff in their books like daughters raping their own dad etc., most people who believe in them don't actually follow all this stuff to the letter. In other words, only the good stories survived while the bad ones were forgotten, which demonstrates that humans' morality has changed for the better. Naturally, anyone who claims that we shouldn't wear mixed fabrics or eat shellfish or that the world was created in 7 days is seen as a nutjob and rightly so.
But I was talking about religion in general. As far as I know, writings of Norse, Greek, Roman, Slavic, Eastern etc. religions have more vanilla stuff in them, less murder and rape and more fantasy-like stuff about how the world was created and so on. As I said, stories from a time when people didn't know any better.

@kolorblind Yeah that's pretty much what I try to do. I just don't believe in the deities in them.
@timebender25 lol, true.

Also, I don't insult religious people as long as they don't use their religion to do shitty things to other people. Imo atheists who aggressively push their non-religiousness onto others are just as bad as religious people pushing their religiousness onto others. Just don't be an asshole, that's a doctrine I follow. You may think that religion is just sheep following a doctrine (and in the Middle Ages that was very true as religion was used as population control, but today most modern nations are secular and you can't be persecuted for your religion) but faith helps many people get through really hard times when they might've committed suicide if it wasn't for their faith. Is it just psychological placebo? Probably. But it helped those people, it had a real effect. And again, as long as they're not being assholes about it, why insult them for believing in things?
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Good point but they still assume that it's some kind of male dominated system that is above all of us.