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Meet the real world 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
@pokethebear Good thing I'm an android gal. Then again there's Google...
@smitty Hell yeah. I mean, I'll have to use those years of karate training sooner or later.
Meet the real world 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I don't know about you but I quite like not being physically assaulted for some of my opinions. Imagine saying that you want single payer healthcare and some anarcho-capitalist punches you in the face. They can't do that through a computer screen.
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Harley being Harley 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Stuff like this is why I prefer DC. Way too many people judge it by the recent screw ups of a few directors, but they always forget about the comics. Even the animated movies are good, and the series too.
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If The Lion King was made by National Geographic instead of Disney 10 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I see. My bad for assuming, then. It's good that the poster fixed it.
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Jeane claude van racoon 4 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Oh c'mon, you missed the perfect pun opportunity, it should've been Jean-Coon van Damme.
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Oh really? 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Tomi Lahren is such a joke
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If The Lion King was made by National Geographic instead of Disney 10 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well
it is tagged under spoiler/NSFW.
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That's so petty 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
This one is legit I think http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/angry-husband-fills-wifes-car-10196170
It's from Russia, which makes it a bit more plausible.
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Wonder Woman from DC Comics cosplay by Alyson Tabbitha 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Alyson's Jack Sparrow Cosplay is the best thing ever. Look it up, y'all.
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Rick and Morty fans are getting out of control 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Here's the thing though, literally the only thing you have to do is google "McDonalds Szechuan Sauce recipe" and make it yourself. Binging with Babish has two videos about it too. If you want the goddamn sauce so much, all it takes is a quick google, one trip to the supermarket and some time in the kitchen. It would take you a lot less time than driving for 4 hours there and I assume 4 hours back. You just have to not be an idiot.
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Be careful of age reversal 3 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
The question is, will this work if a 19 year old applies two layers of it, 29 year old three layers and so on?
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It's like a secret skill 24 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I used to wrap my hair in a towel too but I read somewhere that it's not very good for you hair, it's obviously better than blow drying but it's still not too good. The towel may look soft but wet hair is prone to breaking and tightly wrapping won't do much good apparently. What I personally do is that I headbang for a few seconds like the metalhead I am, then I put a towel over my shoulders like a cape to stop the hair from dripping all over my back and let it be.
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Squishy face (*´ω`*) 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
From what I remember from my very few Japanese classes, it says "Woof goes squishy, Meow goes squishy" then the cat with the phone is a joke because "moshi moshi" (a phrase you say when you pick up the phone) sounds like mochi mochi, same with the granny picking up the phone later on. I don't understand the rest, though.
Mirage or Product Placement 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Omg yes yes yes yes yes. I can't wait.
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Dreams 34 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Idk I find it kinda hilarious, like there are so many assholes out there even Hell gets full.
I had a similar dream though, where I was on a cross roads, one sign said Heaven, the other said Hell (weird bc I don't believe in any of these). Naturally, I took the path to Heaven but on my way I had to kill some demons (or maybe they were people?) and I met a woman who ran back, screaming that there is no Heaven. Then I arrived at my objective and there was a hellish looking room (as in, looked like the Hell in the new DOOM – except this dream happened before it was released) with some huge creature in a cage (I think it was a big scary chihuahua... I always knew small dogs were evil), for some reason I tried to free it because it was trapped and then I woke up. I thought about this dream a lot and it actually makes sense, not the part with the chihuahua but the path – if you do bad things because you think it will get you to a good place, then you're not going to a good place.
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Dreams 34 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
How weird, also had a dream about the Weasleys. I was very young and probably heavily influenced by the Harry Potter PC game that I had been playing a lot, but I dreamt that I was Harry Potter, I forgot to give Fred and George jellybeans and they became gigantic and chased me around Hogwarts. It's the one dream I still remember to this day.
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Stay in school for a while longer 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Wikipedia says this "The number zero does not have its own Roman numeral, but the word nulla (the Latin word meaning "none") was used by medieval scholars in lieu of 0. Dionysius Exiguus was known to use nulla alongside Roman numerals in 525." so yeah, pretty much.
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Since it's almost spoopy time 3 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
A-ha! I see it now. It's such a forest of masks and coffees it's hard to recognize which one is his.
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Stay in school for a while longer 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Did the Romans even have a zero?
It works though 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Something about the batteries not being properly connected, I think.
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Cosplayers are sharing how their styles evolve over the years 10 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I'm in love with that Grey Warden :O
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Since it's almost spoopy time 3 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
And he's wearing a grey sweater too. But where is his coffee?
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For all of you who had a shitty Easter yesterday, here's a Snoop Dogg for your soul: 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Oh, sorry. I just thought that you wanted to share since you posted that previous comment. Have a nice day!
What level of edginess is this?! 45 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Hell yeah.
For all of you who had a shitty Easter yesterday, here's a Snoop Dogg for your soul: 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I usually react negatively to necrobumps but you had a good reason for it. What happened, if you don't mind sharing it?