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I tried romancing Solas in my last playthrough. It was so... underwhelming at first, but then the Trespasser DLC made it pretty awesome. My favourite Inquisition romance is still Cullen though, even though Bull is close second especially because he's so funny. Now that I think of it I usually romance Alistair, Anders, and Cullen. I wonder if I play Dragon Age because those guys are my type or if Dragon Age dictated my type by making these three dudes so well written and amazing. Especially Alistair.

People of FS, explain this 11 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

Ha! Another DA veteran, Andraste's knickers, finally someone! I'm playing Origins with a Steam Controller and my custom setting right now and it's amazing *_*
Yeah, I thought the cheese looked similar to the one in camp in Origins. Now I get it!
I was talking of the scene where your advisors catch you in bed. It's such a hilarious scene.
True, Cassandra and her smut obsession is adorable.

People of FS, explain this 11 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

The cheese is a rare shield you find on one of the in game locations, the Storm Coast I think. The weapon is something you can make out of sad splinters, if I remember correctly. The person holding it is Cassandra, a Seeker (the Seekers of truth is an order within the Chantry, which is a religious organization, kind of like the Church except their prophet is a lady called Andraste) and a very aggressive and brash lady. I think her facial expression speaks for itself.
I would honestly be more interested in a non-Dragon Age experienced person to explain that one Iron Bull scene. Darn, I could talk about this series for hours.

18 Inappropriate Pictures From Children's Colouring Books That Will Ruin Your 11 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

At least I think it's Algeria. Multiple African countries such as Sudan or Burundi have this color combination on their flag but judging by the crescent moon on his shield, I think it's fair to say he's meant to represent Algeria.
On the other hand, people in Algeria are more arabic/caucasian looking rather than black, but I should seriously shut up, I'm just nitpicking now.

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18 Inappropriate Pictures From Children's Colouring Books That Will Ruin Your 11 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

That Captain Algeria is actually really cool imo

Dafuq people 10 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

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I didn't know girls like this exists 30 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

Uh yeah this is 150% fake.

Meet the real world 8 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

@pokethebear Good thing I'm an android gal. Then again there's Google...
@smitty Hell yeah. I mean, I'll have to use those years of karate training sooner or later.

Meet the real world 8 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

I don't know about you but I quite like not being physically assaulted for some of my opinions. Imagine saying that you want single payer healthcare and some anarcho-capitalist punches you in the face. They can't do that through a computer screen.

Harley being Harley 3 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

Stuff like this is why I prefer DC. Way too many people judge it by the recent screw ups of a few directors, but they always forget about the comics. Even the animated movies are good, and the series too.

If The Lion King was made by National Geographic instead of Disney 10 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

I see. My bad for assuming, then. It's good that the poster fixed it.

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Jeane claude van racoon 4 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

Oh c'mon, you missed the perfect pun opportunity, it should've been Jean-Coon van Damme.

Oh really? 16 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

Tomi Lahren is such a joke

If The Lion King was made by National Geographic instead of Disney 10 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

Well
it is tagged under spoiler/NSFW.

That's so petty 4 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

This one is legit I think http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/angry-husband-fills-wifes-car-10196170
It's from Russia, which makes it a bit more plausible.

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Wonder Woman from DC Comics cosplay by Alyson Tabbitha 4 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

Alyson's Jack Sparrow Cosplay is the best thing ever. Look it up, y'all.

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Rick and Morty fans are getting out of control 13 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

Here's the thing though, literally the only thing you have to do is google "McDonalds Szechuan Sauce recipe" and make it yourself. Binging with Babish has two videos about it too. If you want the goddamn sauce so much, all it takes is a quick google, one trip to the supermarket and some time in the kitchen. It would take you a lot less time than driving for 4 hours there and I assume 4 hours back. You just have to not be an idiot.

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Be careful of age reversal 3 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

The question is, will this work if a 19 year old applies two layers of it, 29 year old three layers and so on?

It's like a secret skill 24 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

I used to wrap my hair in a towel too but I read somewhere that it's not very good for you hair, it's obviously better than blow drying but it's still not too good. The towel may look soft but wet hair is prone to breaking and tightly wrapping won't do much good apparently. What I personally do is that I headbang for a few seconds like the metalhead I am, then I put a towel over my shoulders like a cape to stop the hair from dripping all over my back and let it be.

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Squishy face (*´ω｀*) 8 comments

ewqua · 6 years ago

From what I remember from my very few Japanese classes, it says "Woof goes squishy, Meow goes squishy" then the cat with the phone is a joke because "moshi moshi" (a phrase you say when you pick up the phone) sounds like mochi mochi, same with the granny picking up the phone later on. I don't understand the rest, though.