Dick jokes aside, is that lettuce under the pineapple? That looks horrendous. If you wanna make a fruit salad, make a goddamn fruit salad! This looks like it tastes like disappointment.

Forgive me if I sound culturally insensitive but that sounds like a name from a Nordic country.

(X) Doubt

So dudes tend to complain a LOT about women preferring taller guys. But I got my first boyfriend at 18 because all the other guys were like "ew she's tall." In fact I'm still with him now, he's shorter than me and neither of us cares. But overall, guys are just as insecure about dating taller women as women are insecure about dating shorter guys. Just admit it, dudes. Stop pretending it's all women's fault.

In my experience it's the opposite, extroverts can't go one fucking minute without asking "Why are you so quiet?!?!?! Do you never talk?!?!?!?" like bitch if I had a cent for every time I've been asked this dumb question I could buy all the extroverts a common sense.

At the end of the year the nerdy kids will have massive swords and will chase others with their tiny ass daggers yelling "KNOWLEDGE IS POWEEEEEER!"

Meanwhile at newspaper HQ: "Millennial men are respectful towards women and don't ogle, catcall and harass them as much as previous generations! HOW DO WE MAKE THIS SOUND AS CONDESCENDING AS POSSIBLE?"

This is what bothers me about my boyfriend. He always insists on playing versus games with me, games that he's been playing since he was a kid and I never even saw. He doesn't even explain the basic mechanics, just makes me jump headfirst into the game without knowing how to play. Then he laughs and calls me a noob when I lose (I grew up on singleplayer, story-driven games, not multiplayer). I feel like he might be compensating for something when he wants to specifically play games that I have never played.

Excuse you, JonTron has birbs and he's awesome

Lol I thought he looked more like "Really Steve? Did you really try to blame me? Do you think they will fall for it, you fucking arsebiscuit?"

This movie is so underrated

Ok but shouldn't that sign be near the weights instead of at the reception? Having a sign that says "go to the reception" at the reception just seems a bit redundant to me.

It's actually really sad that people still need to be reminded of this.

I understand wanting to have more female and minority protagonists in movies, books, series etc. Seeing white dudes as the heroes, women as the useless damsels in distress/hot trophies for the male hero, and minorities as the disposable sidekicks/comic relief does get boring sooner or later, not to mention it perpetuates pretty bad stereotypes which then influence society's perception of itself.
But rebooting movies and just putting women as main characters seems completely unoriginal and unimaginative to me. How about you just write a good movie with female and minority protagonists? Why do you have to copy someone's work and then take credit for it because you included minorities and women? It just seems really lazy and greedy to me.