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Perceptual art 4 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Oh yeah, now I see them too. This is amazing
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Perceptual art 4 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
It looks like it's made out of planes and guns, or is it just me seeing it? It shifts so quickly I can't tell.
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Grammar nazi attempts to teach mark hamill over grammar and regrets it immediately 7 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
So let it be! In Mark we trust.
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I wish this were true 9 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Right because I'm sure all the private jets, enormous houses, diamond accessories, $100k designer clothes, millions of dollars worth cars and other overpriced useless crap the 1% like to buy is sure putting in a lot of value and not just wasting money.
The difference is, charity money helps the poor*. Buying lavish things helps the rich, because most of the money goes to the CEOs of the companies while their workers either slave for minimum wage or one day find out that their job is being outsourced to Bangladesh due to cheap labor.
*provided you research the charity first, some charities have rich CEOs too and spend less of the donated money on the actual help and more on making their wallets fatter.
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Picky picky 20 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Yeah onions are an optional ingredient in the recipe as well. But I'm a lazy shit and the easy variation takes just like five minutes to make (provided you got leftover stock) and is still pretty delicious. Perfect for when you come back from work or school and just want a warm meal fast.
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Sexy squidward 49 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
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I had an exam today because of which I only slept for 1,5 hours so that's actually really accurate.
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If Phones were Anime Girls: 18 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
My eyes crave bleach now
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Ohana 18 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
*redneck voice* THANKS OBAMER
So you kinda like me? 13 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Good news though Paolini is apparently writing a fifth book, and this time he's taking his time. Maybe he'll rise to the top again.
Picky picky 20 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
They're actually like twice as thick as Vienna sausages but yeah, they're made from the same stuff I think. Also sauerkraut is an optional ingredient imo. Idk I never made these myself because they're not really my thing. What is my thing though is "česnečka", or garlic soup. It's delicious and the simplest way to make it is to just crush a garlic clove into a half litre of stock, add some melty cheese and croutons (and salt if needed). Holy crap now I'm craving some. There are some more complicated ways to make it such as adding potatoes and such, but I like it simple and am kinda lazy as well lol
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Picky picky 20 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Oh man.
Sounds like me on my period.
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Picky picky 20 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
You just take sausages (a specific type we call "špekáčky" – they're very fat and short and people sometimes put them on a metal stick and roast above a campfire like marshmallows) and you put them in a jar with onions. Then you mix water, vinegar, some seasoning, and possibly a chilli pepper if you want. You boil the mixture for a couple minutes, let it cool, then pour it in the jar. Then you let it sit for a few days so that the sausages can soak up the spicy vinegary mixture.
I only had them a few times in my life and it's really not my thing. If you wanna look up the recipe (btw some ingredients may vary since the recipes in English are also written so that the ingredients aren't too hard to obtain for a non-czech), the meal is called "utopenci".
So you kinda like me? 13 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
The dude who wrote Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr and Inheritance, a fantasy series of books. The first two books were awesome, especially considering the fact that he started writing when he was 15, but then fans pressured him to write faster and the last two books weren't all that great. In fact I think that the ending is completely atrocious, but I won't spoil it for you unless you want me to.
There's also a movie based on the first book, but it sucked so hard they didn't bother making a sequel.
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Sex Dolls will cook in the future 41 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I'm guessing that the reason why dildos have been around for so long is that the focus has always been on the male orgasm, since female orgasm isn't needed for conception and once a dude cums, he physically can't continue. So ancient women had to find some way to get off. What I don't get is why are dildos so popular when the most sensitive part of the vagina is the clit anyway. Then again I never tried one myself but I guess it just feels like fucking. So, meh.
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Hell yeah 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Dynamite! Dynamite!
*theme song plays*
Is this ok? 39 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Bruhs and bruhdettes we just had this conversation on a previous post. The baby just needs to eat. It's completely natural. You're not asked to cover up when eating or drinking either. And boobs aren't even sexual organs, we see them like that because we're taught to but as I already said before, they're literally just bags of baby food on your chest.
If you wanna talk about stuff being indecent, let's talk about advertisers using boobs to sell products that don't even have anything to do with boobs in the first place. These ads usually show more boob than a breastfeeding mom does because the baby's head covers a whole lot.
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Sex Dolls will cook in the future 41 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I was talking specifically about sexbots. Idk I think that fleshlights and dildos are a bit different because they don't simulate a human so precisely.
That said, it was pretty funny.
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Sex Dolls will cook in the future 41 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
If we're talking about gay people, idk if you can be truly sexist against your own sex without a heavy dose of self-loathing, but I think we can all agree that it is simply demeaning and equally as bad as with straight people because you're still objectifying other human beings.
Therefore, sex dolls are a good thing in the long run because they will a) keep these toxic people out of the gene pool, b) prevent them from hurting someone. And bonus c) they may help with overpopulation, though that is entirely theoretical since these dolls are quite expensive and only rich people will be able to afford them. (2/2)
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Sex Dolls will cook in the future 41 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I personally think of it this way (I'll try to make it as gender and sexual orientation neutral as I can, even though we all know that the primary market for sex dolls are lonely straight dudes):
People who buy sex dolls usually don't value the companionship part of a relationship, and only care about their own satisfaction. In a way, such a mindset can be hurtful to other people who may find themselves in a relationship with such a person, because one day the realize they're just being used. If we're talking about straight relationships, you could say that the mindset I described is just sexism. (1/2)
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Picky picky 20 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
They're great in sauces and such, and yeah red onions are imo more palatable by themselves than white onions, but in my country the more traditional/old-fashioned people (mostly village folk like my granny) sometimes eat just bread with animal fat and raw onions, or pickled sausages and onions, which imo is just gross and it's probably what made me dislike onions, unless they're chopped into small pieces.
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So you kinda like me? 13 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Yeah. On the one hand, I just want GRRM to finish the sixth book already. On the other hand, I don't want him to feel pressured by fans. I'd be sad if he ended up like Paolini.
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Picky picky 20 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
How severe is your lactose intolerance? I know a few lactose intolerant people and they tell me they just get a bit gassy when they eat dairy products.
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Picky picky 20 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I'd be the opposite. I devour almost anything, not a big fan of mushrooms and onions but I could get past that if there ever was an apocalypse.
Also, beans are great. Legume soups are delicious in general imo.
So you kinda like me? 13 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Yes exactly, I'm glad you get me. People keep pressuring me to watch the show to "get ahead" of the books, not realizing that they have different plots now.
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LLAMATHRUST! 5 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Lady behind him is 100% done with his shit.
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