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I am split 9 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I think my view on the situation depends on whether the pizzas would be thrown away or if they were meant for customers/on display (you know the thing that some pizza places do where they just put hot pizzas on display and you can buy a slice without waiting). If the former, you're a good guy. If the latter, I'm conflicted because it is technically theft.
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Long exposure of a snail 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Nyoooooom
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*Gold intensifies* 2 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I'll take shit that never happened for 500
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#SMART 29 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Hey, I agree that stuff like his hair or what his wife is wearing or doing shouldn't be on the cover of all the papers. That's totally unimportant shit. But investigations are pretty serious matter and shouldn't be ignored. That said, real investigations like this are a different matter than the Democrats screaming "Russia Russia Russia!" over and over. We can't judge before we get more information but firing people who are investigating you is suspicious, to say the least.
Now I don't wanna play teams and do "whataboutism" but I must mention this, remember back when Hillary was being investigated and right wingers wouldn't shut up about it? Or how they wouldn't shut up about her tripping that one time, or how they made up the whole pizzagate scandal? That was way more annoying than this investigation.
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No rent, free food 4 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Not in Maine, Pennywise lives there. And a bunch of other King's monsters too.
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Funny funny 5 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Asking for a blowjob after being at work the whole day in sweaty clothes, and without showering first? No wonder she pretends to be asleep.
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I wonder if Mars smells a little Musky 9 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
No, he's right. It won't lead "us" as in humanity as a whole to Mars. Just the rich.
Don't get me wrong, I think Elon is a great person and he's legitimately trying to help humanity, not just make a profit. But he has to pay his bills somehow as well. Then again the question is whether government-funded scientists would be able to achieve this nowadays, considering how tiny of a budget they're given because no government prioritizes science. So it's good that Musk has the money, yet I'm afraid he will prioritize those with money as well.
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Any Denzel Washington or Samuel L Jackson movie 24 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Oh wow, Ben Shapiro the "intellectual" trying to make a point about movies. That'll show the pesky SJWs!
On the other hand, this is probably his first post without a logical fallacy.
Believe in yourself 7 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Idk it seems to me that clothes are made for flat people nowadays. Even cute dresses look bad on me because the boobs pull the waistline of the dress way up which throws off the intended look and instead I look like an idiot.
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Believe in yourself 7 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
As someone with tits relatively bigger than my waist, I can 100% confirm that this is a real struggle. Shirts (and most tops actually) either look really baggy over the waist or tight on the boobs. Not even sports bras help that much.
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This show is colorful 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
God just said his own dad is gay.
Checkmate people who take the Bible literally.
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They are just dogs 21 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Well yes, I wouldn't do that in public either. When I see a cute dog in public, I just squee on the inside.
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Staying healthy 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Don't let your curves be dreams.
Ellen Degeneres is 60 years old 12 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I thought she was like 45, holy shit.
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They are just dogs 21 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Sure, those words are silly. But if you ever tell me you don't get childishly silly when you see a cute dog, I will call you a liar and possibly fight you in the rain while playing dramatic music.
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Staying healthy 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
This may sound weird but your comment actually inspired me to see if there are any water aerobics classes in my town since I need to lose a bit of weight. There's one like a 10 minutes walk from my house lol I'll probably sign up
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Staying healthy 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
So true.
Not only knees but also ankles and hips and basically all your joints
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I remember this scene 2 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
What I'm horrified of is his shirt-tie color combination. Gurrrrl you can NOT pull that combination off. Nobody can, actually.
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Staying healthy 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Maybe it's a subtle reference?
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Staying healthy 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I don't get why he would even want to go jogging. These two fight demons, witches, vampires and whatnot on an everyday basis. I'd say that's enough workout.
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Greeks Gods join tinder 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Hades looks like the best option. Dark sense of humor AND has a cute dog? Hell yeah.
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Humans ARE weird 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Yeah since like 2016 I think.
Perfect shot. 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
This is the first time I'm seeing this image and upon closer inspection, I've come to the conclusion that the photo can't be a live recreation of the drawing. The proportions are too perfect, everything fits down to the tiniest details.
So yeah, I think you're 100% correct.
That said, the photo still must've required a lot of coordination and precise timing, so kudos to the guys. And the drawing is cute too.
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equality 21 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Milo himself is a walking joke, you can't expect him to say serious things
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Respect the culture 2 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
"castealyogirl" best username ever.