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Seriously why tho? 12 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Awesome
Seriously why tho? 12 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
whaddya know maybe it means feck
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Who dat? 6 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
How dare you compare Tom Holland with Kylie Jenner. Jenner is going straight into the recycling plant when she dies, she's 90% plastic.
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Hmm 12 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
As a European, I always wanted to try candy corn. Is it good?
Don’t worry, you’ll get ‘em next time 4 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
it would make more sense if 'Ethan' was replaced with 'Logan'
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In my humble opinion 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
That's the whole point of lingerie you fucking mcnugget
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Friendly volcano 6 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
It's like "I will destroy you all" (ʘ‿ʘ)
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"Nice Guys", creeps and weirdos: 4 35 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Yeah, I don't like that either. How did that phrase in The Incredibles go? "If everyone is special, no one is", I think? Similarly, if everyone is a Nazi/SJW/racist/libtard/[insert random buzzword], no one is.
"Nice Guys", creeps and weirdos: 4 35 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I see what you mean. Still, seeing as Nice Guys often say that "girls go for assholes" and then proceed to call some totally random dude who is dating their crush an asshole/douchebag/chav, I think it's not necessarily a bad thing to remind them that expecting a person to sleep with them just for being nice makes them the selfish asshole.
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"Nice Guys", creeps and weirdos: 4 35 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Nice guys = assholes who expect sex for basic human decency. How is it being stretched, exactly?
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"Nice Guys", creeps and weirdos: 4 35 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Nice guys(TM) in a nutshell
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Justice 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Well, their standards must've dropped since then.
(I'm just kidding, I'm proud of you OP)
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Synonymous quizzical malicious Stinkbug 7 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Ben "the intellectual" Shapiro is at it again, trying to make a point about a fictional situation and in the next breath accusing liberals of believing in fairy tales. God he's such a hypocrite.
He has a point.  21 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Reminds me of a recent story about a school (or several schools in fact) in Oklahoma. They moved to a 4-day school week so that teachers could work at Walmart on Mondays to even afford to pay rent.
When people who are responsible for the education of the next generation are treated like that, of course the next generation won't be properly educated.
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Another way 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
There's a bunch of options like composting or alkaline hydrolysis!
(Yes I've been watching a LOT of Ask A Mortician)
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It's so obvious! 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
*mind blown*
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This is an Emergency! Get home now! 4 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
That leek looks so done with that person's shenanigans.
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I am split 9 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I think my view on the situation depends on whether the pizzas would be thrown away or if they were meant for customers/on display (you know the thing that some pizza places do where they just put hot pizzas on display and you can buy a slice without waiting). If the former, you're a good guy. If the latter, I'm conflicted because it is technically theft.
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Long exposure of a snail 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Nyoooooom
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*Gold intensifies* 2 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I'll take shit that never happened for 500
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#SMART 29 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Hey, I agree that stuff like his hair or what his wife is wearing or doing shouldn't be on the cover of all the papers. That's totally unimportant shit. But investigations are pretty serious matter and shouldn't be ignored. That said, real investigations like this are a different matter than the Democrats screaming "Russia Russia Russia!" over and over. We can't judge before we get more information but firing people who are investigating you is suspicious, to say the least.
Now I don't wanna play teams and do "whataboutism" but I must mention this, remember back when Hillary was being investigated and right wingers wouldn't shut up about it? Or how they wouldn't shut up about her tripping that one time, or how they made up the whole pizzagate scandal? That was way more annoying than this investigation.
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No rent, free food 4 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Not in Maine, Pennywise lives there. And a bunch of other King's monsters too.
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Funny funny 5 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Asking for a blowjob after being at work the whole day in sweaty clothes, and without showering first? No wonder she pretends to be asleep.
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I wonder if Mars smells a little Musky 9 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
No, he's right. It won't lead "us" as in humanity as a whole to Mars. Just the rich.
Don't get me wrong, I think Elon is a great person and he's legitimately trying to help humanity, not just make a profit. But he has to pay his bills somehow as well. Then again the question is whether government-funded scientists would be able to achieve this nowadays, considering how tiny of a budget they're given because no government prioritizes science. So it's good that Musk has the money, yet I'm afraid he will prioritize those with money as well.
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Any Denzel Washington or Samuel L Jackson movie 24 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Oh wow, Ben Shapiro the "intellectual" trying to make a point about movies. That'll show the pesky SJWs!
On the other hand, this is probably his first post without a logical fallacy.